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In addition to this one, I'm going to be running a new, less personal blog. I'm sure you're very excited. 
It's going to be over at theprosceniumsandy.com. It goes live tomorrow. It's all part of a fantastic new arts development going into Sandy City.  The pictures and the video and all kinds of stuff involved ... Read more

Somy twin boys, Corbin and Cornelius, turned seven this week. We took them to Benihana for their birthday last night, and Corbin announced that he wants to be a Benihana chef when he grows up. I considered that a worthy goal, although the thought of my son flinging sharp knives all around the room is ... Read more

Rememberthe Ozone Layer? Remember how doomed we were all going to be? The layer would disappear, which would mean no protection from the sun’s ultraviolet rays anymore. We’re going to be burned to a crisp! Sizzled! And why? Because we were all using too much hairspray. And air conditioners. And once that layer was gone, ... Read more

...thatDell Schanze hasn't shown up to rumble. Whatsamatter, SUPERDELL? Chicken? ... Read more

Iknow not everyone has an interest in the lunacy that is Languatron, but this story is just too funny.  It seems that Languatron has a bulletin board - "Langy's Fun Fortress." He created it over three years ago after being banned from several respectable and semi-respectable bulletin boards. In order to prevent such a thing ... Read more

The new Moist Board awaits... ... Read more

MoistBoard restoration continues apace, the current problem being that I can't get a decent backup of the existing database. Any attempt to back it up craps out after about 17 megs, and the database is at least 5 times larger than that. Still working on it.  Moist Board backup wasn't all I did this weekend, ... Read more

That'snot a huge cause for celebration, as it's not on the new server yet. So it's still achingly, mind-numbingly slow. But at least it's there.  Turns out I had changed the password for the database. I changed it back, and voila! Slow board returns. iPower continues to suck.  I've been a neglectful landlord over there ... Read more

..Italk to a woman at iPower who listens while I tell her the story of the Moist Board's troubles, and then she says, "I'll write up a technical support ticket for you and have technical support take a look at it."  Yet she supposedly works for technical support, so I'm not sure why I wasted ... Read more

I'msitting on hold with the doofuses - doofi? - at iPower, because the Moist Board is down. I downloaded the whole database as a DMP file, and I think iPower converted the online database to the same thing, which is something unreadable by the old board.  Whereas the new board has an earlier MySQL version, ... Read more