Happy Thanksgiving!

Weran a family 5K today, and Corbin, Cornelius, and Cleta each ran it in under a half an hour. I pretty much walked the whole way, as I was pushing Stalliondo in a stroller. Quite cold. But fun. Chloe walked with me, and Stalliondo cried a lot. Still fun. No freshly killed turkey this year ... Read more
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Ex Nihilo

Giventhe frenetic pace of my life at the moment, I’m not sure how it was that I ended up watching about twenty minutes of CrossTV, an evangelical Christian television network, which was broadcasting an episode to warn most of the world that they’re going straight to hell. They cited Revelation 21:8, about how all liars ... Read more

Things More Fun To Read Than Glen A. Larson’s Daily Spam

GlenA. Larson (Arthur, Stallion_Cornell, MrPostModernist, Schnorkenschneider) posts alot of daily crap both here on Frakheads and his daily exlax inducing blog. Here are things more fun to read than anything Larson posts on the Internet. I. Glen A. Larson's divorce papers from Janet Curtis. II. Salt Lake City's zoning laws for Glen A. Larson's beer ... Read more

Hypocrisy

Thehypocrisy in Tuesday’s Salt Lake Tribune was truly stunning to me. On the one hand, they ran a very thoughtful column by Peg McEntee, which rightfully decried the rhetorical excesses of an extremist right-wing group. Specifically, McEntee was disgusted with a video that showed a man in a rubber Barack Obama mask engaging in ... Read more

Call Him Ishmael

Myfirst dog was named for the narrator of Moby-Dick, a wandering soul who boards Captain Ahab’s ship and chronicles his deadly obsession with the white whale. I’ve never read Moby-Dick, and, as near as I can tell, neither has anyone else. But it’s the only book I know of, apart from scripture, that has the ... Read more

Why Glen A. Larson And Mormonism Don’t Mix

Ofno real note, this is my 500th blog post. Huzzah! As you can tell, I'm having a hard time keeping up my previous frenetic pace on this blog - I'm actually a busy guy these days - so I've asked my good friend Languatron to pinch hit for me today. More than just a fringe ... Read more

Of Muslims and Murderers

PresidentObama recently urged the nation not to “jump to any conclusions” about a mass murderer with an Arabic name who shouted “Allahu Akbar!” before mowing down over a dozen U.S. soldiers at a military base. Today, the DC sniper, a Muslim extremist and sympathizer with al Qaeda, is being put to death. I remember vividly ... Read more

A Soupy Story

Inevery religious group, it’s far easier to pharisaically focus on sins that people can see and smell than it is to follow the Savior’s admonition to avoid judgment of others. I remember, back in the 1970s, that the standard of all righteousness among the LDS Pharisees was whether or not you drank Coca-Cola. I can ... Read more