Stallion Cornell

Superman:The Movie remains the gold standard of all live-action superhero flicks.It wasn’t the first. It was preceded by plenty of cheap movie serials and Adam West’s boffo Batman movie where he tries to keep from throwing a bomb on a bunch of baby ducks. It isn’t even necessarily the best – it’s just the standard ... Read more

Timeto bring it all home.In 2006, Lang returned to public life at a pro-GINO site called Frakheads, where the admins enjoyed having him around so they could poke him with a sharp stick. A few diehard Moistees are registered over there, and we’ve tried to get him banned, but they would have none of it. ... Read more

WhatI love about Lang is that every time he writes Stallion Cornell, he uses an underscore to connect the two words. I had to do that when I posted at the SciFi.com board, but I've never done it anywhere else. That was at least eight years ago, but for Lang, the underscore always remains. I ... Read more

By2006, Languatron was gone.He had completely disappeared.Every board had banned him. Every respectable person on the Internet despised him. And, according to Lang, every other person on the Internet was actually an employee of Universal Studios, and they were all out to get him. So he retreated into his Fun Fortress, which could only be ... Read more

Neuromanzrchimed in on the comments yesterday to point out that the chronology of this whole story is a little messy, and he’s probably right. I’m trying to give a sense of the history with a loose eye for detail. Perhaps the most accurate history of Languatron can be found in John Larocque’s Languatron Chronicles at ... Read more

OnFebruary 10, 2004, the Moist Board was born.I never intended to have a bulletin board of my own, but in sifting through the dashboard of stallioncornell.com, I discovered that my ISP had built-in software that made creating such a board effortless. So, on a whim, I created my own Galactica-themed board, and I had to ... Read more

Ijust got a comment from M.R. in L.A. asking "ever wonder what Langy's up to these days?" The answer is no, because I can tell you exactly what he's up to. This was written about me, today. I repost it in its entirety, slightly edited to accommodate Moist Blog community standards:___________________Of course, we all know ... Read more

Today’sinstallment comes entirely from memory, as the posts in question were permanently erased as a result of a glitch at the former Cylon.org. Langy hoped that the disappearance of said posts would allow him to welch on a very important bet, but, in the end, it turned him into the permanent pariah that he is ... Read more

InDecember of 2002, two things happened. Languatron wrote a diatribe titled “Ron Moore: The Aids Virus Of Television,” and the SciFi.com Board got a moderator who wouldn’t allow Lang’s grotesque nonsense to be posted. Suddenly, Lang’s rants became taboo; his “Aids Virus” post was summarily removed, and Lang, in what would become a regular occurrence ... Read more

Ifyou're sick of this story, or even if you're not, there's some non-Lang-related Stallion goodness online elsewhere. I have a new professional gig - I'm the blogger for Doginhaus.com. I blog about all things dog.Check out today's entry - it features a link to the hit song "Dog/Birdie War!" ... Read more