What I love about Lang is that every time he writes Stallion Cornell, he uses an underscore to connect the two words. I had to do that when I posted at the SciFi.com board, but I’ve never done it anywhere else. That was at least eight years ago, but for Lang, the underscore always remains.
I also don’t know where I compared the Langy Chronicles to the BP Oil Spill, but there it is.
I give you… Lang’s review of the Moist Blog’s Langy Chronicles:
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There’s a difference between noticing someone posting drivel on a blog, and actually caring about it. Stallion_Cornell is really big about drawing attention to his blogs and postings, but the problem is, no one really cares about what he posts except himself and his retarded friends on the Moist board. It probably never will sink in with this guy that no one cares about his personal problems, or the fact that he equates such trivial bulletin board remarks as “Bob is Shoe” or “Events” with the “BP Oil Spill.” The most severe symptom of mental illness Stallion_Cornell has always suffered from, is the delusion of immensity he has always placed on remarks made on bulletin boards. This indicates that for 11 years at least, Stallion_Cornell has had no life beyond his laptop. And if he ever did have a wife, she should have long since screwed his neuroses right out of him. Since he has never had a wife and never will (much less a girlfriend of a female companion of any sort), Stallion_Cornell is doomed to an existence of staring at dust on his laptop screen and thinking that it means something profound. Or believing that a $50.00 bet made on the Cylon.org web turd almost a decade ago is a news story worthy of the same historical importance and archival worthiness as the “Hindenburg Disaster.”
He has been relentlessly trying to draw attention to his blog for example (via his only home because he has no home away from home) on the Frakheads board. Out of curiosity, I visited his cess pool of delusional self importance and scanned his blog (two minutes of wasted time) and noticed that he is rerunning his entire experience on the Internet during the past 11 years. Trying to slog through it and care at the same time is much like watching a torturous marathon of back to back “Two and a Half Men” reruns. Why he thinks anyone (other than himself and his retarded Moist Boy friends) would place the same degree of immensity on such trivial word play nonsense as “Bob is Shoe” as a major news story of the day and conclude….”Yes Stallion….there’s an immensity there that places it in the same category as the BP oil spill” is too frightening to contemplate, because to begin to do so would mean to begin a long journey into the mental illness of Stallion_Cornell.
It’s always been a mystery (until now) as to why Stallion_Cornell has always equated his relentless and endless personal problems on the Internet with cable worthy news. The main reason is that Stallion_Cornell has always been such a narcissistic, pompous a–….that he has always delusionally believed that anything he writes and posts on the Internet, and anything he reads from others who he doesn’t agree with, should be discussed on Larry King, or Keith Olbermann because such matters have always had that level of immensity and importance…….to him. Cornell has also always believed that anyone he doesn’t agree with and anyone who actually has an opinion different from his own should be punished in some way on a nation wide media platform. This dream of Stallion_Cornell’s is never going to happen because he is too little a person in this life for the life stage to give a “flying frak” about him or who he isn’t status wise in the grand scheme of things. Even if he was a person of importance in this life he wishes he was, the world still wouldn’t give a s— about such personal problems of his as….”Bob is Shoe.” The fact is, if the world did know about Stallion_Cornell on the level of Donald Trump or Bill Gates….the world would relegate the personal problems he writes about in his blogs to…..”The Puffy Shirt on Seinfeld”….”Master of Your Domain” on Seinfeld”, and perhaps most importantly…..”The Soup Nazi” on Seinfeld. After all of the ranting and raving Stallion_Cornell has done on the Internet for 11 years, what he has actually been ranting and raving about is the nonsensical fodder written on cocktail napkins and fortune cookies. And that is the conclusion the world as a whole would come to about Stallion_Cornell if the world as a whole ever knew about Stallion_Cornell.
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