stallioncornell

Thereis a moment at the end of Toy Story 3 where you realize unequivocally that this is the finest film of the series. It's a moment that involves a simple gesture and no words. I don't need to tell you any more than that. I promise you, you will know it when you see it. ... Read more

courtthejester39/ M / Straight / SingleBeverly Hills, CaliforniaEssaysDetailsMy Self-Summary:I have five donut shops in five countries. Each of them are controlled by remote-control in a secret mountain base hidden beneath my neighborhood laundry-mat. From there, I coordinate which distributors of powdered sugar, glaze material, sprinkles and so forth will win the contract for ... Read more

Afew years back, I wrote a full screenplay titled "Stallion Cornell." It will never be produced, largely due to the offensive nature of this first scene. But if you've seen the opening to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, this won't be too startling.Enjoy!EXT. MOUNTAINSIDE - DAYWide shot of a WOMAN climbing up the side ... Read more

Mysons are athletes. They’re even good athletes. Given one-half of their genetic makeup, that’s an astonishing fact. When I used to play right field in little league, I got bored and sat down during most of the innings. In contrast, my twins are the stars of their competitive soccer team, which often leads me to ... Read more

Hesays this more often than he says "logical!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFods1KSWsQ&hl=en_US&fs=1& ... Read more

I'vebeen accused of being bitter and disillusioned with my last post, so I thought I'd spruce things up on the way into the weekend with some links to sites that make me laugh out loud.A lot of my friends think that People of WalMart is always good for a laugh, but for my money, you ... Read more

I’mtired of seeing people wave little copies of the Constitution and pretending they’re doing something significant.The Constitution is not a talisman or a magic wand. It doesn’t have mystical powers. It’s more about procedure than policy. That’s one of the main reasons I’m disgusted with Tea Party activists and Glenn Beck clones who think that ... Read more

Yearsago, Rich Little did a routine about the early lives of famous people.“Did you know that Jack Nicholson used to be… a cab driver?” he began, which allowed him to launch into a perfect Nicholson impression of the movie star snarling at a customer. He did this kind of thing for a number of other ... Read more

TheIron Man series is in danger of following the Planet of the Apes sequel model – a masterful first movie, followed by crappy sequels that can’t hold a candle to the original.Other movies that have followed this pattern:Batman (Burton version)RockyBack to the FutureGhostbusters (A third movie will suck.)The Matrix (Which, sadly, I ... Read more

Superman:The Movie remains the gold standard of all live-action superhero flicks.It wasn’t the first. It was preceded by plenty of cheap movie serials and Adam West’s boffo Batman movie where he tries to keep from throwing a bomb on a bunch of baby ducks. It isn’t even necessarily the best – it’s just the standard ... Read more