Stallion Cornell

Asmuch as it pains me to say this, Languatron is dead right.One of Languatron’s central arguments is that Universal Studios has contempt for the public at large, and they refuse to give audiences what they want. Or, in his own inimitable style, he states:

To my knowledge, Universal Studios has never given a flying ant

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AnneRice, who rose to prominence as the author of lots of creepy vampire novels, is now a devout Christian who, in an August 10, 2007 missive to the Rice faithful that is no longer online, announced that she is:A) Fiercely pro-life on the issue of abortion, andB) A Democrat endorsing Hillary Clinton for President of ... Read more

Languatronhas posted an online response to my recent review of his book. I invite you to read it here, slightly edited for taste and anonymity with additional commentary from yours truly. Languatron's words are in bold text, which is only fitting. My lowly response is in italics.Did I mention that my book is still ... Read more

Itseems that my Internet arch-enemy, the Lex Luthor to my Superman, the Newman to my Seinfeld, the indefatigable, indomitable and incomprehensible Languatron, has written a book: "Universal Studios vs. Battlestar Galactica: How Universal Studios Mismanaged This Property To Utter Oblivion."Actually, to call it a “book” is to be generous, both in terms of quality and ... Read more

SoI wrote a musical.Not many people do that these days. That’s because a new musical is expensive to produce and exceedingly likely to flop. Once upon a time, show tunes were hit records, and musical adaptations swept the Academy Awards. Nowadays, a musical comes along every decade or so that captures the public imagination, but ... Read more

Couldsome atheist out there explain, when you profess to acknowledge no divine authority, why the Theory of Evolution is sacrosanct? Anyone? Maybe one of these guys?I ask this question because Christopher Hitchens, a man I quite admire despite his fiery crusade against all things religious, recently wrote an article about his book tour in ... Read more

Myparents picked up my ten-year-old daughter this morning on the way to the Utah Shakespearean Festival in Cedar City, Utah. My family has been going to the festival for as long as I can remember, although my wife and I haven’t been there in about three years or so. But last year, my parents decided ... Read more

ASunday blog entry requires some deep religious treatise, which calls to mind my Mormon missionary days in the land of Scotland lo these many years ago. I was training a new missionary in the paradise known as Drumchapel, a Glasgow slum where a guy sold drugs out of his sweetie van and the nighttime sky ... Read more

Theend of Harry Potter left me looking for something else to read, and, to ease my withdrawal pangs, I needed a new series I could love just as much as the Hogwarts chronicles. None of the new stuff on the shelves at Barnes and Noble was turning my crank, and I desperately needed a book ... Read more

SoI told a friend of mine that I have a new blog up and running, and his first question was “why?”And I didn’t have an answer, yet I continue to blog.I still haven’t been able to explain the Moist Board to anyone, including myself, so it’s hard to say why I find writing this stuff ... Read more