Stallion Cornell

Feelingbetter about the world today, although my sister keeps kicking my butt in Scrabulous on Facebook. I suck. Anyway, this whole raid on the FLDS compound in Texas is making polygamy front-page news again, and it’s got me thinking. That’s always dangerous, but bear with me. My great-grandfather was a polygamist. My grandmother was his ... Read more

Justthought I'd let you know. I can't think of anything to write. So there. ... Read more

This was a difficult and yet rewarding conference for me, mainly because Gordon B. Hinckley’s absence seemed almost like an open wound, and I wasn’t quite ready to jump on the Thomas S. Monson train. I didn’t realize just how hard it would be for me to make this transition. I hope this doesn’t come ... Read more

Why,oh why, does the Church refuse to broadcast the Priesthood Session live to the public at large? It's not like there's secret goings on. They publish the whole thing in the Ensign the next month. They broadcast the Women's Conference just in case there are any dudes who want to watch. Why not do the ... Read more

Fromthe BBC:

Global temperatures will drop slightly this year as a result of the cooling effect of the La Nina current in the Pacific, UN meteorologists have said. The World Meteorological Organization's secretary-general, Michel Jarraud, told the BBC it was likely that La Nina would continue into the summer. This would mean global temperatures have

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Season4 of the new Battlestar Galactica began last night. Those of us who are still fans of the original series refer to it as GINO, or Galactica In Name Only. Since the show began, I've been reviewing it episode by episode, and I post the reviews at the Moist Board, Tombs of Kobol, and the ... Read more

Philip,who is a great dude if you get to know him, insists that Idiot is "correct on all accounts" with regard to his prophecy that within three to four decades, the earth will be eight degrees warmer, crops will be unable to grow, most of the population will be dead, and the rest of us ... Read more

We'retoo many people. That's why we have global warming. Too many people are using too much stuff. On a voluntary basis, everybody in the world's got to pledge to themselves that one or two children is it. We'll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. ... Read more

Sotoday, I went on a business lunch to the Red Iguana, a greasy spoon near the Salt Lake Airport that serves really yummy Mexican food, and I order the Red Plate Special, which is tiger prawns in a gooey, spicy brown sauce. The only problem is that the tiger prawns still have their tails on ... Read more

Soapparently yesterday's blog post was boring. What is it with you people? I give and I give, and what do I get in return? Huh? Don't tell me about your "needs." Your needs? Your needs?! YOUR NEEDS?!! What about MY needs?!!!!! Yeah, well, whatever. I have some more boring stuff to get out of the ... Read more