Stallion Cornell

OnSaturday, I spent the whole afternoon going back and forth from Home Depot buying railroad ties. Believe me, that’s just as fun as it sounds. Here’s the story. We have a paddle tennis court at the far end of our backyard, and there are all sorts of weird shrubs and things surrounding it that may, ... Read more

Thisthing’s been streaming on SciFi.com all day, and I could only watch it about ten to fifteen minutes at a time. But I got the gist of it pretty well. Even for a nihilistic series like this one, “The Ties that Bind” was markedly, unrelentingly grim. I think that was its goal, and it succeeded. ... Read more

BarackObama and Myron Felgewater have at least two things in common: a deep-seated ignorance and/or contempt for the fundamental principles of economics, and the fact that I will never vote for either one of them for any political office, ever.Let’s begin with Myron. When I worked for him, part of my job was to ... Read more

Ihonestly don’t understand George W. Bush. According to the Drudge Report, he’s about to make a proposal that the U.S. will “halt greenhouse gas rise by 2025.” Since he’s a lame duck and what he’s proposing is nigh unto impossible, I doubt he will be successful. And since the people who buy into this crap ... Read more

I'vebeen in a staff meeting ALL STINKIN' DAY. Yikes. I survived by reading a travel brochure from Kazakhstan - not a Borat fake, mind you, but the real thing - and trying to wade through the English translation, which, like most of what Languatron writes, reads like it was composed by a committee of drunken, ... Read more

Thatis all. ... Read more

Talkradio is ablaze with condemnation of Barack Obama, and rightfully so. What he said was pathetically stupid and elitist, and it ought to be condemned. I just don’t care enough to condemn it. Really, does it come as any surprise that a Democrat would slam religious people and gun owners? What’s really disgusting is watching ... Read more

WoodyAllen’s output has been wildly uneven over the years, but one of his best films is 1994’s Bullets Over Broadway, in which a 1930s mobster bankrolls a Broadway play in order to give his horrifically untalented actress girlfriend a starring role – and something to do. At one point, an understudy goes on for her, ... Read more

“By the year 2000 -- that's less than 10 years away -- the earth's climate will be warmer than it's been in over 100,000 years. If we don't do something, there'll be enormous calamities in a very short time.”

That was Meryl Streep in 1990, presumably speaking about the box-office calamity that was Lions for ... Read more

Glancingback over the comments on previous posts, I discovered that Philip did, indeed, respond to my enviro slams, and I was thrilled beyond measure. I think Foodleking is right – this blog is better when it has a good foil, and Philip definitely qualifies. I’m not being disingenuous when I say that this guy is ... Read more