Stallion Cornell

Ivoted last week. Now I’m done. I remember election night in 1994, living in DC and calling my brother across the country and gloating as the Republicans came storming out of nowhere to recapture Congress. It was such a delight to watch all the supposedly objective news anchors aghast with horror as America threw the ... Read more

Precursorto the actual chapter: My wife, someone who's actually spent a good deal of time working as a physical therapist in Los Angeles' medical facilities, pointed out after reading the last chapter that the UCLA Medical Center would be directly visible from where Vikki and Lisa crashed, and the idea that they'd head to Westwood ... Read more

Irecently discovered a very cool new music album, produced by a very old friend. It's called Science for Girls, and, despite the title, it's not an educational children's CD. Instead, it's a collection of songs written and produced by Darren Solomon, a New York-based musician who spent a good deal of time touring with ... Read more

Bigotry. What is it? Well, it’s bad. I know that. People refer to conservatives as bigots on a regular basis, and they’re not being especially kind when they do it. It seems we on the Right fit the dictionary definition of those with “stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs ... Read more

“Hehurt me! I can’t believe he hurt me!” Yeah, well, believe it, Lisa Meyer thought, as Vikki blubbered in the passenger seat of the Dennis family’s brand new Jeep. Vikki was still cradling her arm, which seemed, at various times, to be hurting in different places. Drama queen, Lisa thought. Lisa had no patience for ... Read more

Onceupon a time, there were two friends: Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble. They were a good pair of buddies. They played football together. And they also were really good at football. They both got touchdowns a lot. Once there was a time when they got tackled ten times. It was scary. The bully is ... Read more

ColinPowell’s endorsement of Barack Obama has me scratching my head in the same way Oliver Stone’s new movie W. does. In both cases, I have to ask myself: who are these people trying to influence? In the case of Powell, I think the endorsement is certainly a blow to McCain, as it adds stature and ... Read more

Okay,I've broken my original Chapter Three into bite-size chunks, and I'm enjoying this far more than what I feel like writing about today, which is this hideously depressing Wall Street Journal article which essentially outlines how the US turns itself into a European-style welfare state overnight, only with the extra added bonus of the end ... Read more

I'menjoying this probably more than the rest of you, but here's Chapter Three of my magnum opus. If you want to catch up, the Prologue is here, here's Chapter One, and here's Chapter Two. Right now, Chapter Three is over 12,000 words long. I need to break it into pieces, but I'm not ... Read more

I’mvery grateful to have avoided blogging my way through perhaps the most frustrating of all the presidential debates. It wasn’t the most boring – that was the last one – but this one demonstrated, more than any other, why John McCain is easily the worst Republican presidential candidate to get the GOP nomination in my ... Read more