My newest friend Nick Smith has responded to me once again! He ignored my “can’t we all get along” message and fired back with the following:
I knew you’d be dumb enough to respond. I once tricked a Mormon girl into having sex with me inside a Mormon church where her father worked, so I guess I’m not that surprised at your stupidity.
Is he really saying what I think he’s saying?
“Those Mormons! They’re so stupid! How stupid, you ask? Why, they’ll even have sex with ME!”
Such low-hanging fruit! So do I continue the snark, or do I try to actually live my religion and be nice to the guy? This time, I choose the latter.
My response to his response:
From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXX.com>
To: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:22 PM Subject: Re:
That’s nothing. I once tricked a Mormon girl into marrying me. So I win. But thanks.
Which produced this reply:
From: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
To: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:04 PM
Subject: Re:
Killing with kindness? Yeah, that oughta work. Coming from a guy who’s cult leader was tarred and feathered like a maniac, I guess one must show courage
Okay, gloves are off now.
From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
To: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:17 PM
Subject: Re:
Indeed! Surely kindness is the appropriate response to someone who correlates a religion’s stupidity with its adherents’ willingness to have sex with him. (I, for one, am unwilling to have sex with you.)
XXOO,
Stallion
And then, thinking about it some more, I wrote this…
From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
To: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:26 PM
Subject: Re:
Thinking about it a little more, I recommend that you look into Catholicism. Unlike the Mormon girl you defiled, I’m sure no Catholic would be stupid enough to have sex with you.
Cheers!
Stallion
No response as of yet. I’ll keep you posted.