Neverland

SoI wrote a musical.Not many people do that these days. That’s because a new musical is expensive to produce and exceedingly likely to flop. Once upon a time, show tunes were hit records, and musical adaptations swept the Academy Awards. Nowadays, a musical comes along every decade or so that captures the public imagination, but ... Read more

Evolution Poisons Everything

Couldsome atheist out there explain, when you profess to acknowledge no divine authority, why the Theory of Evolution is sacrosanct? Anyone? Maybe one of these guys?consequences-of-evolution-631I ask this question because Christopher Hitchens, a man I quite admire despite his fiery crusade against all things religious, recently wrote an article about his book tour in ... Read more

Wist

Myparents picked up my ten-year-old daughter this morning on the way to the Utah Shakespearean Festival in Cedar City, Utah. My family has been going to the festival for as long as I can remember, although my wife and I haven’t been there in about three years or so. But last year, my parents decided ... Read more

A Religious Treatise

ASunday blog entry requires some deep religious treatise, which calls to mind my Mormon missionary days in the land of Scotland lo these many years ago. I was training a new missionary in the paradise known as Drumchapel, a Glasgow slum where a guy sold drugs out of his sweetie van and the nighttime sky ... Read more

For he IS the Frumious Bandersnatch!

Theend of Harry Potter left me looking for something else to read, and, to ease my withdrawal pangs, I needed a new series I could love just as much as the Hogwarts chronicles. None of the new stuff on the shelves at Barnes and Noble was turning my crank, and I desperately needed a book ... Read more
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Why? Because I’m a (D-word)!

SoI told a friend of mine that I have a new blog up and running, and his first question was “why?”And I didn’t have an answer, yet I continue to blog.I still haven’t been able to explain the Moist Board to anyone, including myself, so it’s hard to say why I find writing this stuff ... Read more

Hey, Rove! Divide This!

Karl Rove’s departure from the White House has renewed media interest in the word “divisive,” which is typically hurled about by pundit types as some sort of epithet. The action line reads as follows: “Rove was a scumbag! A weenie! A living turd, animated by his own hellspawn bile! And why? Because he was ... Read more

On Being Stallion Cornell

Thename “Stallion Cornell” requires some explanation as I launch my own eponymous blog.It’s not my real name. It’s also not my “porn star” name, a la George Costanza’s “Buck Naked.” It’s just a name that I thought sounded funny, but it’s taken on a life of its own.It all began in the mid-eighties, when I ... Read more