{"id":96,"date":"2009-01-04T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/04\/first-post-of-the-new-year"},"modified":"2026-07-01T12:32:57","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T18:32:57","slug":"first-post-of-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/first-post-of-the-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post of the New Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yippee skippy<\/span>.<\/p>\n

I don’t really get into New Year celebrations, and I try to be in bed by the time the clock turns to midnight. But this year, the kids wanted to stay up, so we watched Prince Caspian<\/span>, which is better than the book but still not very good. (I loved the Narnia stories as a kid, but having reread them as an adult, I have to say that The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, The Magician’s Nephew, <\/span>and The Last Battle<\/span> are the only ones worth reading. The Silver Chair <\/span>has its moments, but The Horse and His Boy<\/span> is kind of pointless, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader <\/span>is busy without going anywhere, and Prince Caspian <\/span>is completely empty – the worst of the lot.)<\/p>\n

Corbin fell asleep three minutes before midnight. Very sad. We also watched Dick Clark struggle to ring in the New Year with his stroke-addled speech. That, too, was very sad. I had heard people discuss this in years past, but this is the first time I’d seen him try to ring in the New Year post stroke. Growing up, he was immortal, the “the world’s oldest teenager.” Now he’s exactly the opposite – a symbol of everyone’s<\/span> mortality. Very depressing, indeed.<\/p>\n

I also want to kick off the New Year with a comment I received<\/span> on a very old post. In an entry titled The Order of the Arrow<\/a>, I lamented all things that have to do with the Boy Scouts of America, which I’ve always considered to be an embassy of pure evil in the midst of the LDS<\/span> Church. On New Year’s Day, I received<\/span> the following comment on that ancient essay from a buffoon who styles himself “Proud Arrowman<\/span>:”<\/p>\n

wow I really think that you got your underware<\/span> in a twist and you need to pick it out. If you don’t like it than don’t talk about it. Everything in the ordeal has a pourpose<\/span> and it really soulds<\/span> like your just a wuss cause if you wine about ants in your sleeping try going to philmont<\/span> but you wouldn’t do that because once again you are a wuss<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Do people realize that when they write insulting nonsense, it hurts their case when they spell like monkeys with typewriters? I guess if they were smart enough to realize that, they wouldn’t write such flagrant hooey. They also probably wouldn’t still be associated with the Order of the Arrow, which would admittedly be a lot more fun if everyone in it had their own porpoise.<\/p>\n

I noticed another guy commented in the intervening years, a guy named “SGT Baker- Eagle Scout and Brotherhood member<\/span>,” who said:<\/p>\n

… or you could just pretend to be a man and quit your b—hing, you little girl! How about you come out and try the U.S. Army Special Forces selection, sally!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This one, at least, is spelled correctly, except Sally should probably be capitalized.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Yippeeskippy<\/span>. I don't really get into New Year celebrations, and I try to be in bed by the time the clock turns to midnight. But this year, the kids wanted to stay up, so we watched Prince Caspian<\/span>, which is better than the book but still not very good. (I loved the ... Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4804,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/4804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}