{"id":879,"date":"2011-08-23T00:00:29","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T06:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2026-07-01T13:25:52","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T19:25:52","slug":"my-despisal-of-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/my-despisal-of-science\/","title":{"rendered":"My Despisal of Science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate science. I loathe it. And I fight it every day of my life. I  want a president who despises science and divides by zero. Yes, he must  divide by zero, because he must hate mathematics, too. I have always  hated mathematics. Just ask my third grade teacher, Mrs. Smith. What a  nightmare that woman was. She smelled like she&#8217;d been locked in a  chimney for half a decade.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I would vote for her before I would vote for Jon Huntsman.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;A politician who isn\u2019t anti-science? Call him crazy, but Jon Huntsman trusts scientists.&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; A Jon Huntsman for President Facebook ad. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, call ME crazy, but I&#8217;m not really that interested in Huntsman&#8217;s &#8220;pro-science&#8221; position, because even he doesn&#8217;t understand what he means. When expanding on this idea, and on the concept that Republicans are anti-science, Governor Trust Fund had this to say:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When we take a position that isn&#8217;t willing to embrace evolution, when we  take a position that basically runs counter to what 98 of 100 climate  scientists have said&#8230; about what is causing climate change and man&#8217;s  contribution to it, I think we find ourselves on the wrong side of  science, and, therefore, in a losing position.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What does this mean? Seriously?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_881\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-881\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/huntsman-mad-scientist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-881 \" title=\"huntsman-mad-scientist\" src=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/huntsman-mad-scientist.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-881\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For instance, if I ask how natural selection can account for the existence of seemingly irreducibly complex systems like the eye or the inner workings of a cell, does that make me anti-science? Does that mean I&#8217;m willing to shake evolution&#8217;s hand but not &#8220;embrace&#8221; it? Does this mean that evolutionary theory will not entertain any questions and only accept big hugs? How is refusing to ask questions a &#8220;pro-science&#8221; position?<\/p>\n<p>What position, incidentally, has any Republican taken that &#8220;runs counter to what 98 of 100 climate  scientists have said?&#8221; In order to do that, 98 out of 100 climate scientists would have had to say the same thing. A statement like that presumes that 98 have said the sky is blue, while silly Republicans agree with the two people who think it&#8217;s bright orange. When talking climate science, there are too many balls in the air to take a truly contrary position.<\/p>\n<p>For example:<\/p>\n<p>1) How much of current climate change is humanity&#8217;s fault? All of it? Most of it? Some of it? Do 98 scientists have an agreed-upon percentage?<\/p>\n<p>2) What is the globe&#8217;s optimum temperature, and is current climate change getting us closer or farther from that perfect spot on the worldwide thermostat? I have yet to hear one of the 98 wise men opine on this subject.<\/p>\n<p>3) Would any of the current political proposals &#8211; Cap and Trade, a carbon tax, green technology incentives &#8211; reduce global temperatures? At all? (The unanimous response, even from Our Pal Jonny&#8217;s 98 geniuses, is no.)<\/p>\n<p>There are so many variables in climate theory that to boil it down to a single yes-or-no question is to either completely misunderstand the science or to ignore it in order to be politically fashionable, which, I suspect, is Jonny Huntsman&#8217;s entire raison d&#8217;etre.<\/p>\n<p>I will vote for a sock of old cheese before I vote for Jon Huntsman for president.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ihate science. I loathe it. And I fight it every day of my life. I  want a president who despises science and divides by zero. Yes, he must  divide by zero, because he must hate mathematics, too. I have always  hated mathematics. 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