{"id":448,"date":"2007-11-01T02:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/01\/happy-post-disney-halloween"},"modified":"2026-07-01T12:35:49","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T18:35:49","slug":"happy-post-disney-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/happy-post-disney-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Post-Disney Halloween!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/2007\/09\/holiday-euphemisms.html\">Happy Holidays<\/a>, if you&#8217;re as cranky as I am.<\/p>\n<p>Trick or treating tonight was fun. My 10 year-old girl was a gypsy; my eight-year-old girl was a kitty; my twin boys were Zorro and the Human Torch, respectively. My two-year old stayed home after he refused to put on his lion costume. He ate a lot of candy anyway. Like he didn&#8217;t eat enough junk food over the past three days.<\/p>\n<p>Getting back into real life after a vacation just sucks out loud. Everything&#8217;s piled up. The real world is mad at you for leaving. And to top it off, the <a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/board\">Moist Board<\/a> is down, and my hosting service hasn&#8217;t fixed it. I&#8217;m still working on it, guys. We&#8217;ll get there. (UPDATE: It&#8217;s up! Hooray!)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Disney&#8217;s California Adventure was a very clean, fun amusement park, but it&#8217;s no Disneyland. The rides are a bit more aggressive &#8211; they have a genuine roller coaster, for instance, which is something Disneyland doesn&#8217;t really have. And no, Space Mountain doesn&#8217;t count &#8211; it&#8217;s cool, but if you turned the lights on, there wouldn&#8217;t be much to recommend it. There isn&#8217;t even a decent drop off, for heaven&#8217;s sake! Compared to California Screamin&#8217;, it&#8217;s a walk in the park.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The water ride was fun; I really liked Tower of Terror, and Soaring Over California was a revelation. It may be the best ride in either park. One of my twins hated it, though. He also hated Star Tours. He feels ripped off by simulators. He wants to <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style:italic;\">move<\/span>, dag nab it!<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Now, actually, I understand why Disneyland remains essentially static. Nobody <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style:italic;\">wants<\/span> to see a drastic update. It&#8217;s the nostalgia that sells it, so even though the technology is somewhat stale and the thrill rides aren&#8217;t there, nobody complains. All the new stuff is over at California Adventure, and nobody cares. Magic Mountain, the other big amusement park I frequented growing up in So Cal, is closing down, despite its bigger and better thrill rides year after year after year. You want roller coasters with big drops and loop-de-loops? Go to Primm, Nevada and don&#8217;t bother with Disney. That&#8217;ll keep the lines shorter at Pirates of the\u00a0Caribbean.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s all for now. When I can get back in the swing of things, I&#8217;ll get more verbose. Right now,\u00a0all I can think about is the seeming eternity before I get another vacation again.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Or<a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/2007\/09\/holiday-euphemisms.html\">Happy Holidays<\/a>, if you're as cranky as I am.  Trick or treating tonight was fun. My 10 year-old girl was a gypsy; my eight-year-old girl was a kitty; my twin boys were Zorro and the Human Torch, respectively. My two-year old stayed home after he refused to put on his lion costume. 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