{"id":433,"date":"2007-11-15T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T16:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/15\/hey-languatron"},"modified":"2007-11-15T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T16:37:00","slug":"hey-languatron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/hey-languatron\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Languatron!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In your book, you threatened to &#8220;kick my a.. to the moon&#8221; if you got the chance to meet me in person.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Well, now&#8217;s your chance. I&#8217;m in your hometown.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I&#8217;m sitting in the Chicago O&#8217;Hare Airport, Concourse H, Gate 11B. \u00a0I&#8217;ll be here for about 45 minutes.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Come and get me.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Inyour book, you threatened to \"kick my a.. to the moon\" if you got the chance to meet me in person.\u00a0   Well, now's your chance. I'm in your hometown.\u00a0   I'm sitting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport, Concourse H, Gate 11B. \u00a0I'll be here for about 45 minutes.\u00a0   Come and get me.\u00a0     ... <a title=\"Hey, Languatron!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/hey-languatron\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Hey, Languatron!\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}