Ammon was ridin\u2019
By the Waters of Sidon
He was tryin\u2019 to work for the Lamanite King<\/p>\n
The sheep were a feedin\u2019
And no one was bleedin\u2019
\u201cTil somebody started a sheep stealin\u2019 thing<\/p>\n
All the king\u2019s servants, they ran for their lives
All except Ammon who took out his knives<\/p>\n
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them alone
And soon began hacking through muscle and bone
He sliced through the Brachial Artery part
A big honkin\u2019 artery straight from the heart<\/p>\n
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they\u2019d left things alone, they\u2019d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn\u2019t, so Ammon cut off their arms<\/p>\n
Ammon, he gathered
Up the bones that he shattered
The limbs were, in number, a lot, not a few<\/p>\n
He went without malice
To the Lamanite palace
To give ol\u2019 King Lamoni a \u201cHow-do-you-do\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCause the King was intrigued with his brave servant\u2019s charms
But the dude was freaked out when he saw all those arms<\/p>\n
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them with scorn
And made them all wish that they\u2019d never been born
He ripped through their biceps and triceps and stuff
And didn\u2019t despair when the tendons were tough<\/p>\n
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they\u2019d left things alone, they\u2019d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn\u2019t, so Ammon cut off their arms<\/p>\n
Lamoni lamented
His sins and repentred
And then fell to the earth.
Was he dead, do you think?<\/p>\n
No! He awakened
Though his people were shaken
They all had complained
When he started to stink<\/p>\n
Because Ammon was strong, he converted the king
And the queen, and the people all started to sing
A song of redemption they couldn\u2019t ignore
And all because Ammon was knee-deep in gore<\/p>\n
CHORUS – SING ALONG!
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they\u2019d left things alone, they\u2019d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn\u2019t, so Ammon cut off their arms<\/p>\n
The thing is, they didn\u2019t, so Ammon cut off their arms.<\/p>\n
Thank you very much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ammonwas ridin\u2019 By the Waters of Sidon He was tryin\u2019 to work for the Lamanite King The sheep were a feedin\u2019 And no one was bleedin\u2019 \u201cTil somebody started a sheep stealin\u2019 thing All the king\u2019s servants, they ran for their lives All except Ammon who took out his knives Because Ammon was fearless, he ... Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}