{"id":3575,"date":"2015-08-31T22:45:21","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T04:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2026-07-01T12:39:45","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T18:39:45","slug":"a-cheap-lawyers-trick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/a-cheap-lawyers-trick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cheap Lawyer&#8217;s Trick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, on Facebook, an old friend threw down the gauntlet on a subject that is near and dear to my heart and rather boring to most folks.<\/p>\n<p>I quote his\u00a0original post in full:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I now vent in the specific direction of &#8220;Oxfordians&#8221; who believe that William Shakespeare did not write his own poetry and plays: REALLY? Have you read Edward DeVere&#8217;s poetry? Have you studied anything about his personal narcissism? Have you asked yourself why such a vain man would put his own name to poetry that a sixth-grader might be ashamed to own &#8211; but Shakespeare&#8217;s name to the greatest English verse ever conceived? Have you wondered how a subpar writer who died in 1604 could&#8217;ve written plays credited to William Shakespeare that were written after that? Some dated as late as 1613????!?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3576\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3576\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Edward-de-Vere_1528470c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3576 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Edward-de-Vere_1528470c.jpg\" alt=\"Edward-de-Vere_1528470c\" width=\"460\" height=\"288\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3576\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Edward de Vere, AKA William Shakespeare<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This led to a lengthy and, to my mind, extremely pleasant exchange, other than the friend of my friend who referred to me as a &#8220;garrulous douchebag.&#8221; In this exchange, I pointed out that I fully believe that William Shakespeare wrote his own poetry and plays, but I believe William Shakespeare was a pseudonym, and not William Shaksper of Stratford, who usually gets the credit. I also addressed the dating of the plays, but the subject of DeVere&#8217;s supposedly low-quality poetry called to mind an excerpt from Charlton Ogburn&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Mysterious-William-Shakespeare-Reality\/dp\/0939009676\">&#8220;The Mysterious William Shakespeare: The Myth and the Reality,&#8221;<\/a> which is a tome that many Oxfordians consider to be the gold standard of Oxfordianism. I had thought that the test he mentions on page 393 of that book would be somewhere online, but, alas, it is not.<\/p>\n<p>So, being the garrulous douchebag that I am, I thought I ought to remedy that.<\/p>\n<p>I now quote Ogburn at length from pages 393-393 of his book. His words are in blue. In this excerpt,\u00a0Ogburn\u00a0quotes a Dartmouth professor named Louis P.\u00a0B\u00e9n\u00e9zet, whose words are in green.<\/p>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">The reader who does not see signs of a common origin in the two sets of verses might test his ability to discriminate between the styles of Oxford and &#8220;Shake-speare&#8221; on a pot-pourri made up by Louis P.\u00a0B\u00e9n\u00e9zet of Dartmouth&#8230; Professor\u00a0B\u00e9n\u00e9zet writes:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">This mixture contains seventy lines; there are six passages from the works of one author, seven from the other; no passage is longer than eight lines; none shorter than four.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">It has been most interesting to see the Shakespeare scholars tackle this problem. I handed the book to a former college instructor in Elizabethan literature, now an editor for a well known publishing firm. He picked it up with an air which said: &#8220;This is going to be easy. Just watch me detect the true Shakespeare lines.&#8221; I had given him the number of lines in each selection, so it should have been doubly easy. He not only failed to pick the Shakespeare passages among the first forty lines; <em>he exactly reversed them<\/em>, attributing de Vere&#8217;s stanzas to Shakespeare and Shakespeare&#8217;s to de Vere&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">An old friend of mine, who has been teaching English for forty years, took my booklet home and made an honest attempt, after careful reading and study, to pick out the Shakespeare passages. I met him afterwards, and he confessed that he had missed three of the first eight and was not sure enough to go on to the end.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">But the most surprising test was an interview which I had, four years ago, with a famous professor of literature from one of the nation&#8217;s oldest and greatest universities, a man whose name is synonymous with literary knowledge and who is quoted from coast to coast [William Lyon Phelps of Yale].<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I read him the pot-pourri. &#8220;What do you think of it?&#8221; I asked.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;It is beautiful,&#8221; he replied.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;Where do you place it?&#8221; I asked.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;Oh, it is Elizabethan,&#8221; was his answer.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;Did one man write all of it?&#8221; I persisted.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;Oh, unquestionably,&#8221; said he&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">A prominent literary figure, a committed Stratfordian, to whom I submitted the test, would have nothing to do with it, calling it &#8220;dirty pool&#8221; and &#8220;a cheap lawyer&#8217;s trick.&#8221; Here it is:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">[Stallion editorial note: I will now show you the trick in question, but I&#8217;ll do it in black text to make it easier to read, as well as numbering each line. See if you can tell which is which. Unfortunately, Ogburn never provided an &#8220;answer key,&#8221; so I had to Google all of them to find out for myself.\u00a0All of DeVere&#8217;s poetry comes from his youth, so one would expect it to be less accomplished than what he later wrote as Shakespeare. At the same time, I think this amply illustrates the fact that DeVere&#8217;s supposedly shoddy poetry is only shoddy by reputation, not by empirical examination.]<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">If care or skill could conquer vain desire,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Or reason&#8217;s reins my strong affections stay;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">There should my sighs to quiet breast retire,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And shun such sights as secret thoughts betray;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Uncomely love, which now lurks in my breast<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Should cease, my grief by wisdom&#8217;s power oppressed.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My reason, the physician to my love,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Angry that his prescriptions are not kept,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Hath left me, and I desperate now approve<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Desire is death, which physic did except.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Past cure I am, now reason is past care,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And frantic mad with evermore unrest.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Fain would I sing but fury makes me fret,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And rage hath sworn to seek revenge of wrong;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My mazed mind in malice is so set,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As death shall daunt my deadly dolours long;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Patience perforce is such a pinching pain,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As die I will or suffer wrong again.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">For if I should despair, I should go mad,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And in my madness might speak ill of thee;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Now this ill-wresting world is grown so bad,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mad slanderers by mad ears believed be.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Love is a discord and a strange divorce<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Betwixt our sense and rest, by whose power,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As mad with reason, we admit that force<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Which wit or labour never may endower.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My thoughts and discourse as madmen&#8217;s are,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As random from the truth vainly express&#8217;d;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">For I have sworn thee fair and thought thee bright<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who art as black as hell and dark as night.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Why should my heart think that a several plot<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Which my heart knows the wide world&#8217;s common place?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Or mine eyes seeing this, say this is not,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">To put fair truth upon so foul a face?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who taught thee first to sigh, alas, my heart?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who taught thy tongue with woeful words of plaint?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who filled your eyes with tears of bitter smart?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who gave thee grief and made thy joys to faint?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who first did paint with colors pale thy face?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who first did break thy sleeps of quiet rest?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Above the rest in court who gave thee grace?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who made thee strive in honor to be best?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Who taught thee how to make me love thee more,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The more I hear and see just cause of hate?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">O, though I love what others do abhor,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">With others thou shouldst not abhor my state.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">What worldly wight can hope for heavenly hire,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">When only sighs must make his secret moan?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A silent suit doth seld to grace aspire,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My hapless hay doth roll the restless stone.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Yet Phoebe fair disdained the heavens above,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">To joy on earth her poor Endymion\u2019s love.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And shall I live on earth to be her thrall?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And shall I live and serve her all in vain?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And kiss the steps that she lets fall,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And shall I pray the Gods to keep the pain<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">From her that is so cruel still?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">No, no, on her work all your will.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And let her feel the power of all your might,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And let her have her most desire with speed,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And let her pine away both day and night,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And let her moan, and none lament her need;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And let all those that shall her see,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Despise her state and pity me.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let him have time to tear his curled hair,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let him have time against himself to rave,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let him have time of Time&#8217;s help to despair,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let him have time to live a loathed slave,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let him have time a beggar&#8217;s orts to crave,<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And time to see one that by alms doth live<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Disdain to him disdained scraps to give.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The answers are in\u00a0white text below. Highlight to read.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>So? How did you do? Let me know in the comments. Don&#8217;t cheat; that&#8217;s no fun.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Shakespeare wrote lines 7-12, 19-22, 27-34, 43-46, and 65-71<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Edward de Vere, using his own name, wrote lines 1-6, 13-18, 23-26, 35-42, and 47-64.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So,on Facebook, an old friend threw down the gauntlet on a subject that is near and dear to my heart and rather boring to most folks.I quote his\u00a0original post in full:<blockquote>I now vent in the specific direction of \"Oxfordians\" who believe that William Shakespeare did not write his own poetry and plays: REALLY? <\/blockquote> ... <a title=\"A Cheap Lawyer&#8217;s Trick\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/a-cheap-lawyers-trick\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Cheap Lawyer&#8217;s Trick\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3575"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5132,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575\/revisions\/5132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}