{"id":311,"date":"2008-03-22T19:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/22\/yes-i-know-the-moist-board-is-down"},"modified":"2008-03-22T19:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T19:32:00","slug":"yes-i-know-the-moist-board-is-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/yes-i-know-the-moist-board-is-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I Know the Moist Board is Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting on hold with the doofuses &#8211; doofi? &#8211; at iPower, because the Moist Board is down. I downloaded the whole database as a DMP file, and I think iPower converted the online database to the same thing, which is something unreadable by the old board.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Whereas the new board has an earlier MySQL version, so we&#8217;re having major compatibility issues.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This blog still works, I guess. But for how long?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I'msitting on hold with the doofuses - doofi? - at iPower, because the Moist Board is down. I downloaded the whole database as a DMP file, and I think iPower converted the online database to the same thing, which is something unreadable by the old board.\u00a0   Whereas the new board has an earlier MySQL version,  ... <a title=\"Yes, I Know the Moist Board is Down\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/yes-i-know-the-moist-board-is-down\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Yes, I Know the Moist Board is Down\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}