{"id":310,"date":"2008-03-22T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T20:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/22\/so-after-sitting-on-hold-for-45-minutes"},"modified":"2008-03-22T20:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T20:06:00","slug":"so-after-sitting-on-hold-for-45-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/so-after-sitting-on-hold-for-45-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"So after sitting on hold for 45 minutes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..I talk to a woman at iPower who listens while I tell her the story of the Moist Board&#8217;s troubles, and then she says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll write up a technical support ticket for you and have technical support take a look at it.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Yet she supposedly works for technical support, so I&#8217;m not sure why I wasted the 45 minutes in the first place.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I really, really loathe iPower.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The bottom line is that I have a 47 meg DMP file written for MySQL 5.0, and I&#8217;m trying to restore it to a new MySQL 4.0 database as the Moist Board languishes in limbo.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Any thoughts? Suggestions? Cyanide brownie recipes?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"..Italk to a woman at iPower who listens while I tell her the story of the Moist Board's troubles, and then she says, \"I'll write up a technical support ticket for you and have technical support take a look at it.\"\u00a0   Yet she supposedly works for technical support, so I'm not sure why I wasted  ... <a title=\"So after sitting on hold for 45 minutes&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/so-after-sitting-on-hold-for-45-minutes\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about So after sitting on hold for 45 minutes&#8230;\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}