{"id":309,"date":"2008-03-23T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T16:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/23\/happy-easter-the-moist-board-is-back"},"modified":"2008-03-23T16:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-23T16:29:00","slug":"happy-easter-the-moist-board-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/happy-easter-the-moist-board-is-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Easter &#8211; the Moist Board is back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s not a huge cause for celebration, as it&#8217;s not on the new server yet. So it&#8217;s still achingly, mind-numbingly slow. <a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/board\">But at least it&#8217;s there.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Turns out I had changed the password for the database. I changed it back, and voila! Slow board returns. iPower continues to suck.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I&#8217;ve been a neglectful landlord over there for far too long, but the thought of that board just vanishing forever scared the bejeebers out of me. There&#8217;s too much stupidity concentrated in one place to just let it die.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Languatron, over at <a href=\"http:\/\/frakheads.com\/\">frakheads.com<\/a>, was prematurely celebrating Moist&#8217;s demise. Lang loses again. Now THAT&#8217;S cause for celebration.\u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"That'snot a huge cause for celebration, as it's not on the new server yet. So it's still achingly, mind-numbingly slow. <a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/board\">But at least it's there.\u00a0<\/a>   Turns out I had changed the password for the database. I changed it back, and voila! Slow board returns. iPower continues to suck.\u00a0   I've been a neglectful landlord over there  ... <a title=\"Happy Easter &#8211; the Moist Board is back!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/happy-easter-the-moist-board-is-back\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Happy Easter &#8211; the Moist Board is back!\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}