So I posted the results of my canine’s handiwork on Facebook, like so: Here’s the eBay description:<\/p>\n WILL\u00a0RIKER\u00a0HAS\u00a0BEEN\u00a0DISMEMBERED! This vintage action figure of the Star Trek:\u00a0The Next Generation figure met its demise when visiting an alien planet.\u00a0 Thankfully, the crew of Enterprise were able to transport the remains back to the ship! Due to a special camera embeded in his uniform, the crew has identified the alien and are currently planning revenge for their fallen comrade (please see photo #2)…\u00a0 Will they cut off its biscuit or water supply?\u00a0 Will they load weapons with fleas and ticks and venture to the planet’s surface?\u00a0 Can they withstand the lovability and kisses they would receive when they got down there? Here is your opportunity to own the remains of this figure’s last adventure.\u00a0 You will receive Riker in his current condition (photo #1). Please see photo #3, which shows Riker in better days. This item definitely comes from a home with a pet. Live long and prosper, my friends.\u00a0 At least longer than this poor Will Riker figure.<\/strong><\/p>\n \n No takers. Maybe everyone hates Riker just as much as I do. But I’m surprised that most people aren’t jumping at the chance to buy a mutilated piece of plastic. I was hoping the sale of this thing would put my kids through college.<\/p>\n I mean, seriously, would it kill you to bid?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Inever liked Will Riker.I'm not sure if it was how Jonathan Frakes portrayed him, or whether it was part and parcel with how bland \"Star Trek: The Next Generation\" was in total, but the fact was that the Enterprise-D's first officer always struck me as a bush league James T. Kirk rip-off, minus the charisma ... Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5109,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions\/5109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nI had originally planned to keep this as a cheap token recording my dog’s dental records, but a friend offered to put it up for auction on eBay!<\/a> It has a starting bid of only $.99, with a reasonable $2.00 shipping and handling fee.<\/p>\n
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