{"id":294,"date":"2008-04-05T23:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/05\/questions-for-fellow-conference-watchers"},"modified":"2008-04-05T23:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T23:08:00","slug":"questions-for-fellow-conference-watchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/questions-for-fellow-conference-watchers\/","title":{"rendered":"Questions for Fellow Conference Watchers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why, oh why, does the Church refuse to broadcast the Priesthood Session live to the public at large?<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s not like there&#8217;s secret goings on. They publish the whole thing in the Ensign the next month. They broadcast the Women&#8217;s Conference just in case there are any dudes who want to watch. Why not do the same for the ladies?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This means that I have to actually clean up and show up at a meetinghouse wearing a tie and monkey suit and sit on hard benches when I could watch Priesthood the same way I watch the other sessions &#8211; looking like an unshaven slob as I lounge about on my very comfortable king-sized bed, drifting off only when absolutely necessary.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Yessir, when I&#8217;m President of the Church, there&#8217;s gonna be some changes around here. Big, big changes.\u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Why,oh why, does the Church refuse to broadcast the Priesthood Session live to the public at large?   It's not like there's secret goings on. They publish the whole thing in the Ensign the next month. They broadcast the Women's Conference just in case there are any dudes who want to watch. Why not do the  ... <a title=\"Questions for Fellow Conference Watchers\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/questions-for-fellow-conference-watchers\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Questions for Fellow Conference Watchers\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}