{"id":2786,"date":"2013-04-12T21:55:53","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T03:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2026-07-01T12:39:01","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T18:39:01","slug":"tolkien-grousing-on-retro-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/tolkien-grousing-on-retro-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Tolkien Grousing on Retro Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over spring break, the Cornells huddled together and watched all twelve hours of the Extended Editions of Peter Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; movies. It&#8217;s been a few years since we&#8217;ve seen them, and I&#8217;m pleased to report that they&#8217;ve aged rather well. The CGI still holds up, although the trickery to make the hobbits look tiny does not. &#8220;Oh, look! \u00a0A body double! Wow! Bad digital shrinkage! Neat! Forced perspective!&#8221; It&#8217;s very, very obvious once you look for it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting to watch them after having seen the cinematic adaptation of &#8220;The Hobbit,&#8221; because, even in the extended versions, they lack the bloat and padding that marred the retelling of Bilbo&#8217;s adventure. They&#8217;re tightly constructed, well performed, and, for the most part, true to Tolkien&#8217;s vision.<\/p>\n<p>Unless, of course, you ask a Tolkien. Christopher Tolkien, that is, the curator of his father&#8217;s legacy who, at the age of 87, recently granted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldcrunch.com\/culture-society\/my-father-039-s-quot-eviscerated-quot-work-son-of-hobbit-scribe-j.r.r.-tolkien-finally-speaks-out\/hobbit-silmarillion-lord-of-rings\/c3s10299\/#.UWh6dRmUvB_\">his first lengthy interview ever <\/a>in which he complained that Jackson&#8217;s films &#8220;eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ouch.<\/p>\n<p>At the age of 44, I&#8217;m sad to learn that I don&#8217;t fall into the film&#8217;s demographic. And I first saw the trilogy when I was apparently too old to appreciate them, too, so accept these musings from someone who is obviously too immature to have anything substantive to say.<\/p>\n<p>But still, ol&#8217; Chris Tolkien needs to pull his head out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/8870244a96926a73802373b11e9d834c_christopher_tolkien.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2787 alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px;\" alt=\"8870244a96926a73802373b11e9d834c_christopher_tolkien\" src=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/8870244a96926a73802373b11e9d834c_christopher_tolkien.jpg\" width=\"610\" height=\"475\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have some problems with the movies, yes, particularly in the areas where Jackson went too far afield in altering the original story to make it more cinematic. I find the character arc of Faramir to be particularly grating, although I understand why Jackson did it that way, as, literarily, Faramir had no character arc &#8211; he was a saint from the get go, and saints aren&#8217;t as much fun to watch on screen.<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t excuse the moment in &#8220;The Return of the King&#8221; when Frodo sends Sam home, though, particularly since Sam <em>actually leaves. <\/em>The same Sam who risked his life to jump on board Frodo&#8217;s boat at the end of &#8220;Fellowship of the Ring&#8221; and swears never to abandon Frodo voluntarily starts back home from the border of Mordor? Ridiculous. And I would have liked to have seen Sam struggle with the ring, as well as a few other additions and subtractions.<\/p>\n<p>But other changes made an awful lot of sense. No Tom Bombadil? That&#8217;s Tom Bomba-tastic! And the absence of the Scouring of the Shire is absolutely fine with me &#8211; it&#8217;s a long, tedious, undramatic section that undermines just about everything that went before. Those who complain that the movie version of &#8220;The Return of the King&#8221; has too many endings don&#8217;t remember that there are over a hundred pages left in the book after Frodo destroys the ring. Tolkien&#8217;s story is a wonder, but it&#8217;s also overlong, plodding, filled with tangential weirdness, and largely uncinematic.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not a criticism so much as a straightforward assessment. Tolkien was not writing with movies in mind, and any adaptation has to prune and focus all of his narrative cul-de-sacs and poetic indulgences into something watchable. The fact that Jackson was able to do this and still maintain both thematic and narrative consistency with Tolkien&#8217;s work is nothing short of miraculous. It is, in its own way, an act of creativity on par with Tolkien&#8217;s book. So to hear Christopher Tolkien grouse that it&#8217;s some sort of evisceration strikes me as petty and vindictive.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, what did Christopher Tolkien expect? Would he have preferred a sequel to Ralph Bakshi&#8217;s lamentable LOTR cartoon? Maybe a few more Rankin-Bass kiddie versions with very unTolkieny songs thrown in? (&#8220;Where there&#8217;s a whip, there&#8217;s a way&#8230;&#8221;) Actually, he&#8217;s stated he&#8217;d prefer none of the above, as he doesn&#8217;t consider his father&#8217;s work filmable. And he&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s not filmable in its original state &#8211; it needs to be adapted to suit a new medium, which is what Peter Jackson did so well.<\/p>\n<p>He also complains that he has not been adequately compensated for the movies, since the film rights were sold for a relative pittance way back in the day. Well, boo hoo. The movies increased sales of the books by 1000% in the three years they were in theatres, with a whopping 25 million copies of the books flying off the shelves between 2001 and 2003. These &#8220;eviscerations&#8221; sparked a renaissance of interest in the source material from whence they sprang. Surely that&#8217;s a good thing, Chris? And surely your father&#8217;s estate profited handsomely thereby?<\/p>\n<p>I love the books. I love the films. And I have little patience for multimillionaire whiners.<\/p>\n<p>And now, of course, it&#8217;s time for round two of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>RETRO FRIDAY!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/retro.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2719\" alt=\"retro\" src=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/retro.png\" width=\"590\" height=\"241\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=2718\">As I mentioned previously<\/a>, I&#8217;m editing, categorizing, and tagging all my blog posts, ten per week beginning at the beginning, in order to better manage the info. I&#8217;m also posting links to the spruced-up posts to those who are deranged enough to want to read or reread them.<\/p>\n<p>And here they are! Although I&#8217;m scrapping the whole thumbnail picture thing I started last week- they&#8217;re too much work, and they&#8217;re really not necessary for what I&#8217;m trying to accomplish.<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"LEGISLATING MORALITY WITH VAMPIRE LADIES\" href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=512\">LEGISLATING MORALITY WITH VAMPIRE LADIES<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; <em>posted August 24, 2007<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Really enjoyed rereading this little gem about vampire novelist Ann Rice&#8217;s warped perspective on abortion and the redistribution of wealth. This piece has proven to be prescient, methinks.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=511\">SOMETIMES LANGY&#8217;S RIGHT<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>&#8211;\u00a0<em><strong>posted August 25, 2007<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><time datetime=\"2007-08-15T17:09:00+00:00\">Covers quite a bit of ground that I&#8217;ve since tapped for several newspaper columns and editorials &#8211; i.e. Hollywood ignores religion, makes dirtier movies than audiences want to see, and Academy Award shows are boring, political hack jobs. Surprisingly little to do with Langy&#8217;s inadvertent rightness.\u00a0<\/time><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=510\">MORMONS AREN&#8217;T VICTIMS<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; <\/span><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">posted August 26, 2007<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Discussion of the Mountain Meadows Massacre and its context in Mormon history, as well as a warning against the MMM-themed movie &#8220;September Dawn,&#8221; which nobody ended up seeing anyway.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=509\">ANDREW FOGELSON&#8217;S MAGIC KISS<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; <em>posted August 27, 2007<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Still one of my most frequently-viewed posts, wherein I tell the story of my obnoxious behavior in my role as the lead of 1985&#8217;s Calabasas High School production of &#8220;The Music Man.&#8221; Andrew Fogelson&#8217;s son is now the <a href=\"http:\/\/corporate.comcast.com\/news-information\/leadership-overview\/adam-fogelson\">Chairman of Universal Pictures<\/a>, so this was kind of a stupid bridge for me to burn.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=508\">THE LOST ART OF THE CRANK CALL<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; <em>posted August 28, 2007<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The first mention of My Esteemed Colleague and the story of how we hounded an innocent man into madness because he used to answer the phone by saying &#8220;HOWWWWWDY!&#8221; Also uses the phrase &#8220;Frog Hopkins Joe Joe Joe Joe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"Wist\" href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=507\">ON REQUEST: WEIRD MORMON STUFF<\/a> &#8211; <em>posted August 29, 2007<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Just what it says. A reader asked about the more Galactica-esque points of Mormon doctrine, notably Kolob and human deification, and I do my best to answer him without sounding like a lunatic.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=506\">ON HATING<\/a> &#8211; <em>posted August 30, 2007<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The first in a series of discussions about the multitudes of people who hate my guts. The focus here is Bill and Jacqui Landrum, who originated the phrase &#8220;These are my jewels. You don&#8217;t like them? I take them back.&#8221; Devolves into a discussion of My Esteemed Colleague&#8217;s little raccoon.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=505\">LEARNING FROM LARRY <\/a>&#8211; <\/span><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">posted August 31, 2007<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Poor Former Senator Larry Craig. This post recounts the downfall of the Idaho legislator who solicited gay sex in a restroom, plead guilty to doing so, and then tried to take it back. It also laments the fact that I don&#8217;t know how to solicit sex or buy illegal drugs.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=504\"><br \/>\nON BEING HATED <\/a>&#8211; <\/span><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">posted September 1, 2007<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The story of a Kids of the Century girl who nursed a grudge for over a decade because I used to make fun of her making out in public. I think the main reason this bothered me is that when I was mocking her, I wasn&#8217;t making out with anybody.<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"Languatron Reviews My Review\" href=\"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=503\"><br \/>\nTHE TRUE STORY OF RICHARD THE BRICKLAYER <\/a>&#8211;<em> posted September 2, 2007<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The Stallion Cornell family tree is explored in depth here as I recount the story of Richard, the reluctant pioneer who came to Utah only because all his money burned up and he couldn&#8217;t afford to go back to Birmingham, England.<\/p>\n<p>Tune in next week for:<\/p>\n<p><strong>SWEET BABY JAMES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>FRED, RUDY, AND A BLOCK OF CHEESE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOLIDAY EUPHEMISMS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And much more!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Overspring break, the Cornells huddled together and watched all twelve hours of the Extended Editions of Peter Jackson's \"Lord of the Rings\" movies. 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