{"id":248,"date":"2008-06-05T15:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/05\/cannibal-eyes"},"modified":"2026-07-01T12:34:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T18:34:16","slug":"cannibal-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/cannibal-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Cannibal Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul McCartney claims that the tune for \u201cYesterday\u201d came to him in a dream. The lyrics didn\u2019t arrive until later \u2013 the working title for the song was originally \u201cScrambled Eggs.\u201d It began with the following couplet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Scrambled Eggs<br \/>Oh my baby, how I love your legs\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m betting it all goes downhill from there.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I had my own Paul McCartney experience last night. I was dreaming of a wedding \u2013 not sure whose it was; maybe it was mine? \u2013 where the groom began singing to his lovely bride, and the tune was a croony, Sinatra-style standard out of the classic American songbook called \u201cCannibal Eyes.\u201d I can only remember snatches of it from the dream, but this morning in the shower and on the way to work, I came up with three verses and a chorus. It probably needs more, but I think this is a pretty good start for a Thursday morning.<\/p>\n<p>I obviously can\u2019t provide the melody via a blog post, so imagine your own, sung in the style of a Bill Murray-esque lounge lizard:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Cannibal Eyes!<br \/>You know it\u2019s true that I have Cannibal Eyes<br \/>Feel them devour you \u2013 your lips, your heart, your thighs<br \/>Your neck\u2019s a tasty prize<br \/>For Cannibal Eyes<\/p>\n<p>Cannibal Eyes!<br \/>You\u2019ll never bug me with my Cannibal Eyes<br \/>\u2018Cause even ugly body parts you may despise<br \/>They taste like cherry pies<br \/>To Cannibal Eyes<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight:bold;\">CHORUS<\/span>:<br \/>These eyes, they find you amazing<br \/>If you were mine, I\u2019d spend all day grazing<br \/>Want to dine upon your fine glazing<br \/>Over Cannibal Eyes<\/p>\n<p>Cannibal Eyes!<br \/>You know they\u2019re waiting \u2013 they\u2019re my Cannibal Eyes<br \/>They\u2019re salivating as they serve you up with fries<br \/>It\u2019s love that satisfies<br \/>My Cannibal Eyes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I should submit this to the American Idol songwriting contest next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"PaulMcCartney claims that the tune for \u201cYesterday\u201d came to him in a dream. The lyrics didn\u2019t arrive until later \u2013 the working title for the song was originally \u201cScrambled Eggs.\u201d It began with the following couplet:  <blockquote>Scrambled Eggs Oh my baby, how I love your legs\u2026 <\/blockquote> I\u2019m betting it all goes downhill from there.  Well,  ... <a title=\"Cannibal Eyes\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/cannibal-eyes\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cannibal Eyes\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4866,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/4866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}