{"id":2354,"date":"2013-01-11T08:07:22","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T15:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/?p=2354"},"modified":"2013-01-11T08:07:22","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T15:07:22","slug":"how-to-measure-a-religions-stupidity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/how-to-measure-a-religions-stupidity\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Measure a Religion’s Stupidity"},"content":{"rendered":"

My newest friend Nick Smith has responded to me once again! He ignored my “can’t we all get along” message and fired back with the following:<\/p>\n

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On Jan 10, 2013, at 8:39 PM, Nick Smith <nicksmith382@yahoo.com<\/a>> wrote:<\/div>\n
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I knew you’d be dumb enough to respond. I once tricked a Mormon girl into having sex with me inside a Mormon church where her father worked, so I guess I’m not that surprised at your stupidity.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\"confused_MAN_swf\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Is he really saying what I think he’s saying?<\/p>\n

“Those Mormons! They’re so stupid! How stupid, you ask? Why, they’ll even have sex with ME!”<\/p>\n

Such low-hanging fruit! So do I continue the snark, or do I try to actually live my religion and be nice to the guy? This time, I choose the latter.<\/p>\n

My response to his response:<\/p>\n

From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXX.com>
\nTo: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
\nSent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:22 PM Subject: Re:<\/p>\n

That’s nothing. I once tricked a Mormon girl into marrying me. So I win. But thanks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Which produced this reply:<\/p>\n

From: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
\nTo: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
\nSent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:04 PM
\nSubject: Re:<\/p>\n

Killing with kindness? Yeah, that oughta work. Coming from a guy who’s cult leader was tarred and feathered like a maniac, I guess one must show courage<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Okay, gloves are off now.<\/p>\n

From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
\nTo: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
\nSent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:17 PM
\nSubject: Re:<\/p>\n

Indeed! Surely kindness is the appropriate response to someone who correlates a religion’s stupidity with its adherents’ willingness to have sex with him. (I, for one, am unwilling to have sex with you.)<\/p>\n

XXOO,<\/p>\n

Stallion<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And then, thinking about it some more, I wrote this…<\/p>\n

From: Stallion Cornell <XXX@XXXXXXXXX.com>
\nTo: Nick Smith <nicksmithXXX@yahoo.com>
\nSent: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:26 PM
\nSubject: Re:<\/p>\n

Thinking about it a little more, I recommend that you look into Catholicism. Unlike the Mormon girl you defiled, I’m sure no Catholic would be stupid enough to have sex with you.<\/p>\n

Cheers!<\/p>\n

Stallion<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No response as of yet. I’ll keep you posted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mynewest friend Nick Smith has responded to me once again! He ignored my \"can't we all get along\" message and fired back with the following: On Jan 10, 2013, at 8:39 PM, Nick Smith <nicksmith382@yahoo.com<\/a>> wrote:

I knew you'd be dumb enough to respond. I once tricked a Mormon girl into having sex <\/blockquote> ... Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}