{"id":168,"date":"2008-09-22T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T02:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/22\/conversational-french"},"modified":"2008-09-22T02:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T02:29:00","slug":"conversational-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/conversational-french\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversational French"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did an entry on this last year, as I know several useless French phrases that are either ridiculous or rude, sometimes both. But tonight, I learned a new French verb that I thought you might like.<\/p>\n<p>The English translation is &#8220;to wax,&#8221; as in &#8220;to wax a surfboard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The French verb? &#8220;Farter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It is conjugated thusly in the present tense:<\/p>\n<p>je farte<br \/>tu fartes<br \/>il\/elle farte<br \/>nous fartons<br \/>vous fartez<br \/>ils\/elles fartent<\/p>\n<p>Please make a note of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Idid an entry on this last year, as I know several useless French phrases that are either ridiculous or rude, sometimes both. But tonight, I learned a new French verb that I thought you might like.  The English translation is \"to wax,\" as in \"to wax a surfboard.\"  The French verb? \"Farter.\"  It is conjugated  ... <a title=\"Conversational French\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/conversational-french\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Conversational French\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}