{"id":133,"date":"2008-11-04T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/04\/the-three-friends"},"modified":"2008-11-04T14:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T14:10:00","slug":"the-three-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/the-three-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"The Three Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"

[A Revised and Expanded Version of Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble<\/a><\/span>.]<\/p>\n

Once upon a time there were two friends, Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble. They were a good pair of buddies. They played football together. And they also were really good at football. They both got touchdowns a lot.<\/p>\n

Once there was a time when they got tackled two times. It was scary. They bully, he is the one who tackled Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble. The bully was so scary that they fainted. Then they got up and ran away for their life. Funny the Marble thought that was sooo funny that he couldn\u2019t stop laughing. Then Scary Pumpkin stopped and started to laugh his head off. Both of them started laughing so hard that Scary Pumpkin\u2019s eyes and nose and mouth started to glow.<\/p>\n

Then they ran over to the bully and said, \u201cStop being mean to me and my friend.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then they said the same sentences over and over again. The bully was getting so annoyed that he ran away from them. They said go away and never be a bully again.<\/p>\n

\u201cOK,\u201d said Scary the Pumpkin.<\/p>\n

\u201cOK,\u201d said the bully. Then he came back and he said, \u201cCan I play football with you?\u201d<\/p>\n

Then the three friends played football, and they all played fair.<\/p>\n

And then the new friend\u2019s teacher said, \u201cwow.\u201d That\u2019s all she could say. \u201cWow.\u201d<\/p>\n

And then the new friend told his name to Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble. His name was Bally. Then school ended and Scary Pumpkin and Bally and Funny the Marble walked home together. They all said, \u201cwow.\u201d That\u2019s all they could say. \u201cWow.\u201d<\/p>\n

And then the three friends got to their houses, and then they got done with their chores, and they all went to Bally\u2019s house. They played Mario Kart at Bally\u2019s house, and they played Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Games. It was very fun. They also played football in Bally\u2019s backyard. It was fun, too.<\/p>\n

Then Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble and Bally played tag. Bally was it. He was fast. Really fast. Then Funny the Marble got tagged. The three friends played all day long. It was so fun. Then Funny the Marble and Scary Pumpkin went home. Then the three friends went to bed.<\/p>\n

The nexy day, they went to school and they played football in line. They played football until the bell rang. The three friends went into their classroom. Then, finally, it was recess time. The three friends played football on the high hill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"[A Revised and Expanded Version of Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble<\/a>.] Once upon a time there were two friends, Scary Pumpkin and Funny the Marble. They were a good pair of buddies. They played football together. And they also were really good at football. They both got touchdowns a lot. Once there ... Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}