{"id":105,"date":"2008-12-17T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallioncornell.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/17\/christmas-poo-in-concert"},"modified":"2008-12-17T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T15:31:00","slug":"christmas-poo-in-concert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/christmas-poo-in-concert\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Poo in Concert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I recorded a rough demo of &#8220;The Miracle of the Christmas Poo.&#8221; It&#8217;s a big hit with my Facebook friends, so I thought I&#8217;d be bold enough to share it here. I&#8217;d like to do a legit studio recording thereof, but I doubt I&#8217;ll have time before Christmas.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/uploaded_images\/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734687.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/uploaded_images\/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734685.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>I have since discovered, however, that South Park has a character named Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (pictured left.) \u00a0My song is in no way affiliated with South Park, and it saddens me that anyone would mix poo and Christmas in such a manner, mainly because it means I didn&#8217;t think of it first.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Anyway, without further ado, I give you Daniel H. Wells starring in &#8230;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(0,102,0);font-style:italic;font-family:'trebuchet ms';\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(0,102,0);font-style:italic;font-family:'trebuchet ms';\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style:italic;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family:'trebuchet ms';\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(0,102,0);\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\">The Miracle of the<\/span><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\"> <\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(153,0,0);\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\">Christmas<\/span><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\"> <\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(102,51,0);\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\">Poo<\/span><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:x-large;\">&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color:rgb(0,0,238);text-decoration:underline;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"SoI recorded a rough demo of \"The Miracle of the Christmas Poo.\" It's a big hit with my Facebook friends, so I thought I'd be bold enough to share it here. I'd like to do a legit studio recording thereof, but I doubt I'll have time before Christmas.\u00a0   <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/uploaded_images\/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734687.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.stallioncornell.com\/uploaded_images\/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo-734685.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>I have since discovered, however, that South  ... <a title=\"Christmas Poo in Concert\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/christmas-poo-in-concert\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Christmas Poo in Concert\">Read more<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallioncornell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}