Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

1. No wagering.
2. Clones are encouraged, provided they're funny.
3. These rules subject to change without notice.
4. Your account may be deleted if I'm in a lousy mood.
5. Say whatever you want. If I don't like it, I'll change, delete, or otherwise mutilate it.
6. These rules are subject to change with as much as three weeks notice. Or not.
7. Does my butt look too big?
8. Use of the word "cockatiels" is a BANNABLE OFFENSE.
9. David Hasselhoff is a genius. (Neuro's law)