Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

I've been reluctanty sent to London by Andy to cover the Olympics. Normally I would be very excited although HOGtying has been denied as an Olympic sport yet again. From now on I will be referring to the olympics with a lower case o in protest.

Has anyone noticed that the olympics are rated XXX this year?

I'm appalled. I haven't seen anyone naked yet over here except one guy holding a sign over his....ummm...parts stating that he is the Lizardo. He was quickly removed by the bobbies. I always snicker when I say bobbies. (snicker). See, I did it again.

The English don't seem to hold much esteem for HOGS.

I've not been granted access to any of the events. Mother Carlson wouldn't pay for a press pass so I brought my 2012 Buckeye Newshawk Award as proof of credentials. I was instructed to go stand over there unless I wanted to join the Lizardo in the back of the wagon. So I'm standing here reporting. I can only imagine what's going on in there. I'd make a pork joke but that is beneath me. I'm going home. Bunch of perverts.

This has been Les Nessman reporting from the London pornolympics. You'd think we were in Greece of something.

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Olympics?

But Mr. White is losing control.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

I would appreciate it if you would support the protest and use the lower case o. Thank you for your consideration.

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Olympics Protest? There's a Protest? Is Leryn Franco too hot?

But Mr. White only made ~115k on that last 50 lb batch.
Mr. White is unhappy, which means his strip-mall lawyer
is going to get whacked by a disgruntled partner.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

Les is the station planning on any promotional events for the olympics? I missed out on the last one, the turkey drop.

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoafYtDe.html

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

Unfortunately the station is still on probation for another 12 years.

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Thats too bad Les you did a mighty fine job of spot reporting there.

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

I was in, what we call in the news business, a zone.

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