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 Post subject: Occupy Wall Street
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:01 am 
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I was going to Occupy Wall Street but I had 4 Four Lokos and passed out:

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I got so wasted I decided to go back to work, and sent a CV to Miskatonic University.

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:02 pm 
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How's the taurine in those Lokos working out for you?

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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Neuromanzr wrote:
How's the taurine in those Lokos working out for you?


It's kickin' my ass. But at least I'm straight enough to know not to look at a solar flare.
Cuz if I do, the triffids ill get me.

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:35 pm 
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They don't sell 4 Lokos in my territory. Looks like I'll have to make due with shots of Devil's Cut and Monsters.

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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That Devil Monster combo looks good. I'm sort of depressed
that I'm missing all the fun, and not Occupying Wall Street, but
some of my Four Loko brothers in arms are picking up the slack
for me:

ABC Land -- Four Loko and Heroin in Tompkins Square

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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Ahh, is it Friday yet? My wife says I
can't have any more Four Loko till Friday.


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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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Guy_Montag wrote:
That Devil Monster combo looks good. I'm sort of depressed
that I'm missing all the fun, and not Occupying Wall Street, but
some of my Four Loko brothers in arms are picking up the slack
for me:

ABC Land -- Four Loko and Heroin in Tompkins Square


Guillermo looks like he's suffering from that disease from 28 Days Later...

Don't take the Devil Monster combo on an empty stomach! You'll regret it! Heed my warning!

Oh and too many Monsters might lead to a horrible sensation like nails on a chalk board running through every joint in your body. The only cure for that is more shots of Devil's Cut to dull your senses. Yes, it's a vicious cycle...

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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My 4 Loko Brothers in Arms are being rousted from Zuccotti Park by
Obama's Police State thugs!

Everyone should drink a 4 Loko to show your solidarity with our comrades!

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Solidarity Reg!

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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http://frankmillerink.com/2011/11/anarchy

Frank Miller, Super Genius, speaks out on the Occutards:

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The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.

“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.

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In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.

Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.

They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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My 4 Loko Brothers are being crushed by Obama's Police State!
And what is their crime? Listening to early Genesis and ELP? No!
It's playing Yes' Fragile over and over and over again.

Drink on my Brothers!*
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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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Don't laugh at this because it's not funny!

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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I won't laugh.

Those 1%ers are evil, cruel, and heartless bastards.

For example:
“In short, she turned down my offers to buy her lease and basically tried what she could to stay in the house for as long as possible without paying what she owed,” said Goldberg. “(Lindsay) lost the house because she did not keep her end of her lease or her loan from the bank, not because of me.” Goldberg added, “Instead of accepting responsibility for her actions, (Lindsay) seems to want me to take responsibility for the situation she got herself into.”

They always say things like, “Instead of accepting responsibility for their actions, they seem to want me to take responsibility for the situation they got themselves into.”

We want free food, free housing, free health care, free gasoline, and free weed!
When do we want it? Now!

Who's with me?

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 Post subject: Re: Occupy Wall Street
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Sorry Guy but I'm joining the cops.

You run and I'll see if I can hit you.

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Sorry Guy but I'm joining the cops.

You run and I'll see if I can hit you.


You're obviously one of the 1%er Oppressors!
We demand free food, free housing, free health care, free gasoline, and free weed!
And we want it now. You owe us a free ride. We're entitled.

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