Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

How's the taurine in those Lokos working out for you?

That Devil Monster combo looks good. I'm sort of depressed
that I'm missing all the fun, and not Occupying Wall Street, but
some of my Four Loko brothers in arms are picking up the slack
for me:

ABC Land -- Four Loko and Heroin in Tompkins Square

The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.

“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.

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In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.

Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.

They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.

Sorry Guy but I'm joining the cops.

You run and I'll see if I can hit you.