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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:04 am 
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"'Twilight' is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, & its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - courtesy Kat Walton

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:02 am 
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Grown men running around not touching a pokadot ball with their hands = Vampires running around not killing people because its wrong. Yep, that's about it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:13 pm 
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http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/07/pr ... -vampires/

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Saw Eclipse over the weekend. SarahK loved it. For me, it was… brutal.

Remember when vampires and werewolves used to be cool? They were vicious supernatural creatures always attack people and each other, but now they just sit around and sparkle and talk about their feelings. Why did women have to do that to them? And why did we let them? What if women go after more of our cool stuff and do things like a remake of Die Hard called Has Feelings Hard? It’s like there’s a movement out there that won’t rest until everything is pale and effeminate.

It really does seem like our society is reaching its end, isn’t it? Economy is collapsing. Threats emerging everywhere. Oil spilling into the oceans unabated. Sparkly vampires.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:12 pm 
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Darth Marley wrote:
a remake of Die Hard called Has Feelings Hard?


i think i just choked on my tongue...

sooooooo freaking true

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:28 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:10 pm 
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RobotOnTheToilet wrote:
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LMAO!!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:21 pm 
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um that freaked me out ... lol hawt

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:13 am 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3aqAbw ... re=channel

from the same folks, funny.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:46 am 
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cranky1c wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3aqAbwtcM&feature=channel

from the same folks, funny.




omg hilarious! I totally fell for it! lol


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:01 am 
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i totally subscribed... those guys rock.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:15 pm 
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Inane_Prattle wrote:
i think i just choked on my tongue...


That can't be good...

can it?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:27 am 
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Neuromanzr wrote:
Inane_Prattle wrote:
i think i just choked on my tongue...


That can't be good...

can it?



better if i choked on someone elses i should think... wanna give it a go and see what happens?

lol

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:34 pm 
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choking is not allowed...

besides a Gene Simmons' size tongue would be required for that...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:41 pm 
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Try another appendage.

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