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Guy_Montag
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The Bid side fell away, and the whole thing started to topple into the sea. It was an amazing sight.
For maybe about 5-10 minutes, the entire system was in absolute free-fall, as the major indices fell 10%.

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While CNBC's Michelle Cabrera was telling me yesterday, "The DOW is now down 990 points," I found
myself smiling at her and saying, "Uh-huh, Okay."

When NEAT informs us that a planet-killer asteroid is heading for Earth, I will immediately tune in to Michelle.
When she reports the imminent K-T event, I will nod and smile, and say out loud, "Uh-huh. Okay." Hopefully
someone will drop a pen on set, and I'll forget all about our impending doom.

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It was an Obama administration sponsored "man-made disaster" designed to eliminate my herd of program trader bots.

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Darth Marley wrote:
It was an Obama administration sponsored "man-made disaster" designed to eliminate my herd of program trader bots.


There's only one explanation. Team Obama took Arlington Steward up on his offer, and pushed The Button:

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Don't worry Luke, the welfare economies of the West will
not perish, and we'll both survive the Battle of Yarin IV.

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The signs are pointing to another crash this Fall. The CMGI says we're just about to start the plunge off the precipice:

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Short ETF's and Put Leaps are looking like the correct position, with a Put/Call 50/200 cross on the horizon.

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