Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

MY ENEMIES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED TO THE ARIZONA DESERTS AND THE WOODS OF ALASKA! THE HEALING MAY NOW BEGIN!

THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO WEASEL THEIR WAY INTO POSITIONS OF POWER UNDER THE NEW REGIME MAY REGISTER THERE INTEREST HERE!

If you can't beat them, join them eh?

I'd like to be Editor in Chief of the Politburo approved People's News.

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Comrades! November 4th 2008 shall be inscribed in golden letters in the history of the international revolutionary movement as the day when American workers, peasants, and toiling intelligentsia finally rose to reject the archaic idea of American exceptionalism. Our agents in the academia, mass media, and trivial entertainment divisions have lived up to the Party's expectations in swaying the voting populace into throwing off the chains of accountability, integrity, and individualism - and embracing their true nature as a mote of a vast collective.

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YOU HAVE NEGLECTED THE CENTRAL ROLES OF LATTES AND ANAL SEX IN THE NEW REGIME! TO THE COAL MINES WITH YOU!

I'm just the Editor in Chief of the Politburo's approved newspaper. I print what I'm told to. If the bolsheviks need re-education on the merits of lattes and anal sex, I need but a directive as such and a few more loyal laborers to make deadline.

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