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Stallion Cornell

Post subject: Unpleasantness

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:56 pm

Joe Mama

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I've deleted two particularly useless handles from this board.
Some may complain that I'm being arbitrary and inconsistent. They're right. It so happens that some attacks don't bother me, and others do, particularly when they're nasty, brutal, and, worst of all, humorless. So I will delete those I feel like deleting. (And just a heads up: beating up on CA is a bad way to make a good impression here.)
For those who complain about free speech, remember that this is not a free speech board. I'm paying for this microphone, Mr. Breen. And if I want a good, moist place to hang out, then by gum, moist it shall be!
That is all.
(Oh, and by the way. I've used the word censor to change any uses of the F word into the word "moist." Just because I think it's funny. THAT'S how arbitrary I am. Try it! Try telling me to F off! It'll just come up as "Moist off, Stallion!" Ha ha ha! Is that funny or what?)

Last edited by Stallion Cornell on Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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HubcapDave

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:07 pm

Nemesis emeritus and cute as a button

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Location: Bald is beautiful

You tell 'em Stallion!
They don't like it, they can go moist themselves, the fucking fucked up fuckknockers!

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Stallion Cornell

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:09 pm

Joe Mama

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HubcapDave wrote:

You tell 'em Stallion!
They don't like it, they can go moist themselves, the moisting moisted up moistknockers!

I have to know. Did you type the word "moist," or did you test the censor?

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Neuromanzr

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:17 pm

Post Abusing, Gritty, Royal Jackass

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Location: In the dead Queen's kingdom, home of the fallen angels, pit of lust and madness, land of the damned.

Great call Stallion! Moistness must be held to some kind of arbitrary standard or else we'd fall into total wetness, which no true moistness fan would like. So once again thanks for ousting those Moisters on their chapped behinds!

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Stallion Cornell

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:20 pm

Joe Mama

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The danger now is that the word "moist" is becoming a smurfy kind of word. That wouldn't be smurfy, would it?

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Sword of Gideon

Post subject: Re: Unpleasantness

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:20 pm

Stallion Cornell wrote:

I've deleted two particularly useless handles from this board.

Praise the heavens they're gone!

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Neuromanzr

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:23 pm

Post Abusing, Gritty, Royal Jackass

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Location: In the dead Queen's kingdom, home of the fallen angels, pit of lust and madness, land of the damned.

Stallion Cornell wrote:

The danger now is that the word "moist" is becoming a smurfy kind of word. That wouldn't be smurfy, would it?

Why don't you make the censor word something equally distastful yet not as vulgar....how's 'bout Ted?
Ted off!

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HubcapDave

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:51 pm

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Stallion Cornell wrote:

HubcapDave wrote:

You tell 'em Stallion!
They don't like it, they can go moist themselves, the moisting moisted up moistknockers!

I have to know. Did you type the word "moist," or did you test the censor?

This was a test, it was only a test.
You may go back to fucking yourselves, you fucking little fuckwads!
P.S.: Stallion, can you add other words to the list? You could have your own bizarre version of Mad Libs played out on this board!
P.P.S.: moist off!

Last edited by HubcapDave on Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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fanfromthebeginning

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:19 pm

BANNEDido

Joined: Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:47 am
Posts: 311
Location: Texas

I WANT censorship. I DEMAND censorship. I LIVE for censhorship.
Mostly, though, I deserve censorship.
Rapidly approaching moistness now...

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Crappy Pants

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:44 pm

Eats too much fiber

Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:41 pm
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Location: Obeying my Zionist Masters.

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The danger now is that the word "moist" is becoming a smurfy kind of word. That wouldn't be smurfy, would it?

Perhaps we need new words, one to replace each cuss word.
moist = moist
GINO = pronto
Ass = ointment
Bastard = dimple
Bitch = jounce
pie = peony
pee pee = flax
Pussy = noodle
Damn = Shazam!

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Phantom Clone-Master

Post subject: Um?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:01 pm

Blanned Phantom Clone-Master

Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:00 pm
Posts: 1910

Who were the handles?
Oh wait. I think it has something to do with one of the latest polls.

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He of Great Moistness

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:47 pm

Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:31 pm
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I moistin love this board.

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Guest

Post subject: Great Focking Idea

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:40 am

I think that is a focking great idea you have there. Get rid of the word by converting it to moist.
go one better, each time someone says moist me you could change that moist to the word fock
lol lol lol

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Farrvoyager

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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:38 am

Joined: Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:28 am
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Location: In Ted's Mind, Heart and Pants

I begining to question why a feminist fighter pilot hetrosexual journalist is still posting on this FUCKING stupid board.
FUCKINGG MEN

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Neuromanzr

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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:47 am

Post Abusing, Gritty, Royal Jackass

Joined: Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:49 am
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Location: In the dead Queen's kingdom, home of the fallen angels, pit of lust and madness, land of the damned.

Bump
I think Stallion's message above needs to be reviewed by the whiney little girlies on this board.
Pay special attention to the following:

Stallion Cornell wrote:

Some may complain that I'm being arbitrary and inconsistent. They're right. It so happens that some attacks don't bother me, and others do, particularly when they're nasty, brutal, and, worst of all, humorless. So I will delete those I feel like deleting. (And just a heads up: beating up on CA is a bad way to make a good impression here.)
For those who complain about free speech, remember that this is not a free speech board. I'm paying for this microphone, Mr. Breen. And if I want a good, moist place to hang out, then by gum, moist it shall be!

That is all.
-N-

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Last edited by Neuromanzr on Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:56 am, edited 2 times in total.

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