Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

I've deleted two particularly useless handles from this board.
Some may complain that I'm being arbitrary and inconsistent. They're right. It so happens that some attacks don't bother me, and others do, particularly when they're nasty, brutal, and, worst of all, humorless. So I will delete those I feel like deleting. (And just a heads up: beating up on CA is a bad way to make a good impression here.)
For those who complain about free speech, remember that this is not a free speech board. I'm paying for this microphone, Mr. Breen. And if I want a good, moist place to hang out, then by gum, moist it shall be!
That is all.
(Oh, and by the way. I've used the word censor to change any uses of the F word into the word "moist." Just because I think it's funny. THAT'S how arbitrary I am. Try it! Try telling me to F off! It'll just come up as "Moist off, Stallion!" Ha ha ha! Is that funny or what?)

You tell 'em Stallion!
They don't like it, they can go moist themselves, the fucking fucked up fuckknockers!

I have to know. Did you type the word "moist," or did you test the censor?

Great call Stallion! Moistness must be held to some kind of arbitrary standard or else we'd fall into total wetness, which no true moistness fan would like. So once again thanks for ousting those Moisters on their chapped behinds!

The danger now is that the word "moist" is becoming a smurfy kind of word. That wouldn't be smurfy, would it?

Praise the heavens they're gone!

Why don't you make the censor word something equally distastful yet not as vulgar....how's 'bout Ted?
Ted off!

This was a test, it was only a test.
You may go back to fucking yourselves, you fucking little fuckwads!
P.S.: Stallion, can you add other words to the list? You could have your own bizarre version of Mad Libs played out on this board!
P.P.S.: moist off!

I WANT censorship. I DEMAND censorship. I LIVE for censhorship.
Mostly, though, I deserve censorship.
Rapidly approaching moistness now...

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Perhaps we need new words, one to replace each cuss word.
moist = moist
GINO = pronto
Ass = ointment
Bastard = dimple
Bitch = jounce
pie = peony
pee pee = flax
Pussy = noodle
Damn = Shazam!

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Who were the handles?
Oh wait. I think it has something to do with one of the latest polls.

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I moistin love this board.

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"You can't shine crap. It don't take a polish"---Stallion Cornell.

I think that is a focking great idea you have there. Get rid of the word by converting it to moist.
go one better, each time someone says moist me you could change that moist to the word fock
lol lol lol

I begining to question why a feminist fighter pilot hetrosexual journalist is still posting on this FUCKING stupid board.
FUCKINGG MEN

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Farrvoyager sooo over and far out


Moisture is about opressing women

Bump
I think Stallion's message above needs to be reviewed by the whiney little girlies on this board.
Pay special attention to the following:

That is all.
-N-

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I'm coming for you...There's only one way to soothe my soul...