Group hugs are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Nipple pinching is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Tenuous posts are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not providing cheese and/or Cheetos as an option on a poll is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Having two of your own clones engage in cyber sex is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Changing the subject, this is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Demanding good service is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Crashing this thread and changing the subject is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Discussing bannable offenses is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Questioning Zipper's consistancy is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Voting "No" is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Reminding others that they are off topic is also off topic, and therefore, you guessed it, a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Meeting another member in person is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Hi-jacking a thread is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Hoping for mercy is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Declaring new bannable offenses is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Paraphrasing is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Asking if it is a bannable offense is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Banning someone on another board is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Mentioning bannable offenses is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Crashing an erotic fantasy is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Asking why a person was banned is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
NOT BEING FUNNY ON THE MOIST BOARD IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Asking "What the frack is going on here?" is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Foot powder is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Posting a post to say you won\'t post IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Telling someone what is a bannable offense, BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Quoting someone when they committ a bannable offense IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
SHOUTING ABOUT A BANNABLE OFFENSE is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
A bannable offense is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Banning yourself is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Asking people why they committed a bannable offense, is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Having to ask is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Offering intelligent suggestions is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not being the brightest bulb in the box is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not knowing who ViperFred is is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Sulking is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Posting haikus Is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not capitalizing "God" is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Ducks on the board are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Admitting that you don't have a clue before you write that you do have a clue is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Exposing the conspiracy is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Ass-pinching is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Parody on this board is a BANNABLE OFFENSE
Being a parody of RGrant should be a BANNABLE OFFENSE
Threatening to leave is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Having little voices in your head is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Questioning bannable offenses is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Harning is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Cornelling a stallion is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Rolling Eye Emoticons are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Colossal ignorance about fern-keeping is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Professional Banners are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Discussing Crappy Garbage like it is worthy of philisophical thought is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Revealing the purpose of the moist board is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT JENNA IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Having expectations about this place is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Discussing the heirarchy of the board is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Filing a greivance a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Annoucning that your going to stop posting is BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Using "fashionably" in a sentence is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Using part of Nuero's handle to address others, is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Supporting Banned Offenders is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Threatening BANNABLE OFFENSES to those who support perpetrators of BANNABLE OFFENSES, is itself, a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not providing at least a half assed result is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Circular Logic is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Making lists is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Point out the blatantly obvious is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Using a QuiJi board on the Moist Board is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Lurking is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Even thinking of nipple pinching or ass pinching is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Reading this list is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!