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Group hugs are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Nipple pinching is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Tenuous posts are a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Not providing cheese and/or Cheetos as an option on a poll is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Having two of your own clones engage in cyber sex is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Changing the subject, this is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Demanding good service is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Crashing this thread and changing the subject is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Discussing bannable offenses is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
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Reminding others that they are off topic is also off topic, and therefore, you guessed it, a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
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NOT BEING FUNNY ON THE MOIST BOARD IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
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A bannable offense is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
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Even thinking of nipple pinching or ass pinching is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
Reading this list is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

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Rampas are a BANNABLE OFFENSE.
Not feeling like you've lost a thing when you get banned here is a BANNABLE OFFENSE.
Threatening to sue and/or suing is a BANNABLE OFFENSE.

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Quoting Bugs Bunny cartoons is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

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Using Corporations and Conspiracy in the same sentence is a BANNABLE OFFENSE.


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Discussing possible Moist Boy connections to the Illuminati is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!!!


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Correcting other's grammer and spelling is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

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Pointing out something that is unfunny to you is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!!!

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From here on in, members of this board will pronounce "enough" like this:

'e-n-au-'g-'h.

Pronouncing the word "enough" as ē-'nuf is a BANNABLE OFFSENSE!!!!

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Discussing any connection between MB, cloud Elders, and the Knights Doppler is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

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Defining words by their USAGE is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

Not using etymology to define words is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!

Not recognizing morphemes is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!!

Hence, not using the word "lady" to mean, "kneader of bread, maker of dough, wife of a lord," and/or "mistress of a household," is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!!!

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