Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

9:25 est - Ohio just fell to the Liberals. Its over.

The mob has won.

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" If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. "

I blame Benny. If he hadn't gotten that O' place-mat, we might have taken his state.

Queue the People's Revolutionary Youth Security Force:

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

It is Benny's fault. The fat olf probably would vote for a guy who gave him a free placemat.

After all, his company got sold and we all heard Benny bitch about it again and again and again.

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http://www.cosmic-outpost.com

I was only joking -- I have no idea what this beef is between you two, except that I know it
goes back 4-5 years, or something like that...

Regarding the People's Revolutionary Youth Security Force; I like the Pyongyang Remix.
The next logical step, on this path, are kalashnikovs.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

Benny sees me everywhere, even when I'm not there. He's lonely because his former community disowned him and he's offended by multiple handles despite the fact that he's had more than his fair share.

Benny believes in a "share the wealth" in regards to handles. Benny believes that all posters on the internet should have an equal number of handles and there should be a redistribution of handles.

Give him time and he will probably blame me for his company getting sold as well.

I don't think he likes Obama so I also figure that eventually he will claim Obama getting elected is my fault, too.

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http://www.cosmic-outpost.com

Hey this is a groveling thread. Don't hijack it!

The Overloads will be displeased and spidy may not get his free gas and mortgage payment.

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" If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. "

The latte's will begin flowing at once!

Let the anal sex commence!

I hear the salt mines are lovely this time of year.

Post election polls found a 36% increase in the act and its enjoyment last night alone.

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you sound pretty cool for a liberal overlord.

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No man escapes the Manhunter

But it's such a lovely placemat.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

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