Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

Mrs. A just gave me a lift to the polling center, and I Just Voted...Wheee! Wee wee weee!

To all the short-bus special people of the MB -- Go and vote.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

I did. Check my sig!

If I was smart enough, I'd make my sig bigger.

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That pig commercial makes me laugh...every...single...time. It's my new favourite.
And I thought it couldn't get any better than the "do woodchucks chuck wood", but it did.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

Nice to see Alan Grayson and Charlie Crist fall off the bus.
Now I'd like to see Angle take Reid, and Miller knock out
Murkowski.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

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t-Asarlai: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
SamShadee: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
CrappyManzrX: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KatndaHat: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
BountyHunter37: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KateeLover: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
George Winston: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"

Yep, looks like Angle and Miller are out of the car entirely. Our current CIC won't even let them "sit in the back" for the ride.

I like the maps at Politico. They have county breakdowns for each race. The Nevada Senate race is interesting...
If you click on Nevada, you'll see that Reid lost 14 of the 17 counties, or 82% of the counties, and took the win
with the only two urban counties Washoe and Clark. The rural counties had Reid with only teens to thirties percentages.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

Map don't lie, as Colbert said so long ago.
The urban/rural split is as plain as the party identification split.

Perhaps I should write "Jethro Shrugged" depicting how liberals in the cities fail when they quit getting grain shipments from the heartland.

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t-Asarlai: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
SamShadee: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
CrappyManzrX: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KatndaHat: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
BountyHunter37: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KateeLover: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
George Winston: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"

Make the protagonist, a Liberal Progressive Architect, experience massive fail, and you'll have an ironic masterpiece.


The bubble maps are mesmerizing as well.

Click a state on this Senate map, and hit the County Bubbles option. As Spock would say, "Fascinating."

The "Electoral Explorer Option" on the House Map is fascinating as well.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

If only the secret cabal of ebil business interests would target those blue patches on the maps for loss of jobs...

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t-Asarlai: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
SamShadee: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
CrappyManzrX: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KatndaHat: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
BountyHunter37: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KateeLover: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
George Winston: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"

Try living in my state (MA). Every single moonbat won. Its embarrassing.

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" If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. "

That is because all your neighbors are idiots.

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t-Asarlai: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
SamShadee: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
CrappyManzrX: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KatndaHat: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
BountyHunter37: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KateeLover: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
George Winston: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"

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t-Asarlai: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
SamShadee: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
CrappyManzrX: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KatndaHat: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
BountyHunter37: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
KateeLover: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"
George Winston: "Help me! I can't fight Darth Marleeee alone!"