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That's just a cover story... don't trust him. Why out of 5 wells in the entire farm did the the daughter send them to the animal well with the fat zombie in it?! Experimentation! Why was it okay for tubbo to have a rifle but old vet wanted everyone else to turn in their guns?!

BTW, I used to think that CDC guy told the sheriff dude about the pregnancy, but sheriff dude seemed liked he knew nothing of it when he confronted his wife. So what did CDC guy tell the sheriff dude? Hummmmmmm?

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That's just crazy talk. Mark my words, The Vet Herder will have a Tebow Moment in this week's episode.
Something about Zombies and the Baby Jesus. I'll bet $50 on it. That's over 20 cans of 4 Loko, so you
know I'm serious.

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There's a lot more "drama" and/or "soap" than I'd like, but its got
killer brain-eating zombies, and that trumps the melodrama...it's

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The nuance of morality. That was a sweet ending. Very well done.
Everyone killed, for whatever reason, is some mother and father's
son or daughter. It's all been forgotten. Eons and eons of death,
paramount for the parents, and forgotten by time and the
descendants. Time is a cruel master.

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I DON"T TRUST THE OLD VET!

I bet they have the little girl too...


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Neuromanzr wrote:
I DON"T TRUST THE OLD VET!

I bet they have the little girl too...

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I hadn't noticed your prior prediction, but if I were a nit-picker, I would
mention that the Vet was unaware since Otis was putting the stray Walkers
in the barn. But I won't mention it, since I'm not a nit-picker.

My prediction -- that the Walker Barn would not sit well with Shane -- was
a no-brainer, but I'll admit I was unprepared for the final "reveal". I have to
remember that even though it's T.V., the usual "happy ending" is probably
not the norm during a Brain-Eating Zombie Apocalypse.

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Neuromanzr wrote:
I DON"T TRUST THE OLD VET!

I bet they have the little girl too...

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I hadn't noticed your prior prediction, but if I were a nit-picker, I would
mention that the Vet was unaware since Otis was putting the stray Walkers
in the barn. But I won't mention it, since I'm not a nit-picker.


Oh come on now.... The vet knew the names of every zombie in that barn including the names of the two he was bringing in with the sheriff. So what if Otis was bringing in strays, that zombie herder takes inventory; He needs to know how many zombies he has in the barn. So, he knew there was a little girl zombie in that barn!

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Neuromanzr wrote:
Guy_Montag wrote:
Neuromanzr wrote:
I DON"T TRUST THE OLD VET!

I bet they have the little girl too...

:mrgreen:


I hadn't noticed your prior prediction, but if I were a nit-picker, I would
mention that the Vet was unaware since Otis was putting the stray Walkers
in the barn. But I won't mention it, since I'm not a nit-picker.


Oh come on now.... The vet knew the names of every zombie in that barn including the names of the two he was bringing in with the sheriff. So what if Otis was bringing in strays, that zombie herder takes inventory; He needs to know how many zombies he has in the barn. So, he knew there was a little girl zombie in that barn!


Otis died before the "we're looking for a little girl" topic came up. He could of told the
group, "Yeah, I found a little brain muncher stray. I put her in the barn with the others."

The Vet wanted the group to leave, for various reasons, including Glen boffing the
Farmer's Daughter. So why, Mr. Smarty-Pants, didn't he say, "The little girl is in the
Barn. You can kill her, or leave her with the others. It's your decision. Afterwards,
there's no reason for you to stay. You can leave now."

Your first impulse will be to say, "He didn't tell them because he didn't want any of
the zombies killed, including the little girl." This might be true, but, IMO, not after Rick
came to talk with him, and the Vet knew that the entire group was aware of the
Walker Barn.

Now I'll admit that he might have known the little girl was in the barn all along, and
he was just hoping they'd leave, even after the entire group knew about Walker Barn.
But this question cannot be answered until February, because, no doubt, Rick and the
group will accuse the Vet of knowing all along. How will he respond? Will he deny it,
saying "Otis must have put her in there without my knowledge", or will he say "Yes, I
knew it all along"?

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Indeed, it was Otis who put Sophi in the barn.

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Here's another thing I find a little strange, Sophi wasn't eaten by the zombies...

Zombies eat you up, they eat you all up, tear you apart, and gnaw on your bones, unless you can beat them off or get rescued. Sophi should have been eaten up. Zombie(s) gnawing on her bones and sucking on the marrow, but she wasn't, she just had one bite on her neck. So did Otis save her from Zombie brunch and then later she turned from the bite on her neck or....

EXPERIMENTATION?!

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She was bitten, and the zombie chasing her got stuck in the muck. Then Sophia also got stuck out of gnawing range of her Zombie Maker.
At the least, the creator of the comic said that it was Otis, and Hershel didn't know.

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Otis is the tragic hero of this story.

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She was bitten, and the zombie chasing her got stuck in the muck. Then Sophia also got stuck out of gnawing range of her Zombie Maker.
At the least, the creator of the comic said that it was Otis, and Hershel didn't know.


So she just happened to run into a zombie that wanted to hold her gently and take a little taste first.
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Neuromanzr wrote:
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She was bitten, and the zombie chasing her got stuck in the muck. Then Sophia also got stuck out of gnawing range of her Zombie Maker.
At the least, the creator of the comic said that it was Otis, and Hershel didn't know.


So she just happened to run into a zombie that wanted to hold her gently and take a little taste first.
:roll:


Hey there Mr. Smarty-Pants:
No, she's a kid, and kids run fast. My kids run like gazelles.
Zombies move pretty slow; there's a lot of shuffling involved.






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All I'm saying is that zombies don't nibble they bite down hard and tear a chunk out of you!

That girl was in zombie clutches and the zombie took a bite out of her neck but miraculously she slipped away and then ran while bleeding out with the zombie close behind until they both go stuck in the muck. Then the zombie watched in despair and frustration as the little girl finished bleeding out and fell into the muck only to rise as its new undead zombie daughter.

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Neuromanzr wrote:
All I'm saying is that zombies don't nibble they bite down hard and tear a chunk out of you!

That girl was in zombie clutches and the zombie took a bite out of her neck but miraculously she slipped away and then ran while bleeding out with the zombie close behind until they both go stuck in the muck. Then the zombie watched in despair and frustration as the little girl finished bleeding out and fell into the muck only to rise as its new undead zombie daughter.

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Yep, that's probably how it happened. Zombies get a bite, and then you escape their clutch, only
to join their ranks afterwards. Happens all the time; it's a common everyday occurrence, at least
it is in my neighborhood.

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