Stallion Cornell's Moist Board

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

Gandalf


A wandering spirit caring for a multitude of just concerns, you are an instrumental power in many of the causes around you.

And so am I, very dangerous: more dangerous than anything you will ever meet, unless you are brought alive before the seat of the Dark Lord.

Gandalf is a character from the Middle-Earth universe. TheOneRing.net has a description of him.

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

I got Galadriel 3 out of 4 times as there were questions I could answer more than one way.

Galadriel






Possessing a rare combination of wisdom and humility, while serenely dominating your environment you selflessly use your powers to care for others.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.


The one time I didn't get her I got Yoda

Yoda





A venerated sage with vast power and knowledge, you gently guide forces around you while serving as a champion of the light.

Yoda.

I was hoping for something cooler. Just like real life.

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Yeah, me too. I guess it could have been worse though.

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

Geez...

I am Samwise Gamgee...

Makes Yoda look badass.

Sorry mom, I meant badbutt.

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Gollum



A cunning creature that is the victim of rotten circumstances, you can be lured by great temptations.

It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nasty little pocketses?


I should probably note that I said I'd most likely kill my best friend to be immortal (I imagine this had something to do with this result). However, my rationalization for this was that he would be losing a finite number of years, while I would be gaining an infinite number. Thus, the good outweighed the bad.

I don't deny, however, that this would be a hugely unethical choice. I just think that, in the moment, I'd be unable to resist the rationalization.

That's a long time to live without a foreskin.

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I'm the Duke of New York, I'm A Number One!

O.M.G.!

Thanks Lester, I seldom burst out laughing.

Genius!

and BTW...


I'm KOSH

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" If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. "

Just about spit out my coffee this morning when I read that, good one Les.

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

When I changed a couple of coin flip answers I got Harry Potter.



http://www.tk421.net/character/harry.html

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“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.." - Mark Twain

OK, I made a couple of changes and now I'm
Agent Smith.


With a coolly measured demeanor and adaptive thinking, you enforce your will on others using your multitude of abilities.

Do you hear that, Mister Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

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" If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. "