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Hey, Languatron!

In your book, you threatened to “kick my a.. to the moon” if you got the chance to meet me in person. 

Well, now’s your chance. I’m in your hometown. 
I’m sitting in the Chicago O’Hare Airport, Concourse H, Gate 11B.  I’ll be here for about 45 minutes. 
Come and get me. 
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  1. > Hey, Languatron! In your book…In his book he also said that he was offered a starring role in Grunion Moon.I don’t think he’s showing up.

  2. You need to give him more advance notice. He can’t just drop everything and go there. He has books to write, pancakes to flip. You know.